ding dong

Its your goddamn Penis you retard, get a life...

look down, open your pants and you probably have a small fucking dick man... or in other words, a ding dong

by FatLoser26 June 27, 2016

Ding Dong Postbox

The act of knocking on a Syrian immigrants door and shitting through the hole in their burka

I ding dong postboxed ms hosseini last night the cheeky slag

by R0_gUE January 25, 2017

dingily dong

when you get a long dong in ur pants

i shoved my dingily dong in her ass

by sussy cream January 25, 2022

eric dong zhuo

a man look like a block, square man

my friend is a eric dong zhuo

by bcdkshbc October 15, 2022

Ding Dong Dick

The timeline of a male's penis as he grows up.

Alright everyone, today in health class we will cover male puberty. Now, the process of penis growth goes ding dong dick; ding referring to before puberty, dong referring to midway through puberty, and finally arriving at dick once the male is roughly 20 years old.

by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022

Corn dong

When your corn fattened Iowa girl eats more corn than a foie gras duck and you put your wiener in her butt to “batter” it.

Bro she loves to eat corn dong.

by McKRAKEN March 8, 2021

what the dong

the replacement of what the fuck; dong is shit in korean

"What the DONG do you think you are doing?!?!?!?!?"

by AnimeGirlSimp123456 May 15, 2021