Coffee

An incredible human being. A bit secretive, but amazing nonetheless. If you’re going through something, he’s there for you. He’ll do his best to understand what your going through. He’s comforting, and though he may come on a little strong, he’s the best person in your life.

“I met this guy, he’s a total Coffee.”

by Anonymously Anarchist November 21, 2021

blah-feeling coffee-drinking

When someone drinks caffeinated coffee to boost energy.

I had a blah-feeling coffee-drinking this morning. I'm ready 'till my lunch break!

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Coffee

A drink not to be enjoyed. it is an inferior hot drink. All bow down to the overlord of all hot drinks, TEA

Guy 1: Oh my, are you drinking coffee?
Guy2: unfortunatly, yes.

by TheTeaKnight December 2, 2021

Coffee House Dubstep

Term used to describe a certin style of music usually artists like The Chainsmokers & Purity Ring

Music with softer slower lyrics with and upbeat dubstep style of background music

Friend 1: I love the style of music Purity Ring makes

Friend 2: I call it Coffee House Dubstep

by Dbass1292 July 11, 2016

Give Coffee

Giving coffee to someone means trying to revive the dead or bring back a zombie.
It can also be referring to a ritual of summoning demons from the beyond.

It is a dangerous act but considered very noble and brings high honour to the coffee giver and grants the friendship of said demon if you give coffee to them.

P1: What's the matter Mary?
P2:DON'T TALK TO ME OR I'LL SUCK YOUR SOUL!
P1: Oh don't worry I'll give coffee to you later.

by Birbados November 21, 2021

Coffee

The one thing in this world that keeps me sane.

Person 1: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Person 2: *pours a ton of coffee in Person 1's mouth*
Person 1: OH hi there! How was your day?? I hope it was amazing!

by The Obvious Expert Of All Thin March 17, 2022

thrift store coffee

When a person drinks the spent coffee from his own or another’s anemia.

Dave: Hey this coffee is horrible where did you get it?

Tyler: that’s some thrift store coffee left over from last night.

Dave: I love the extra taste it adds.

by Coffeeman400 May 10, 2019