Alabama Republic of Canada

One of the gayest websites and concepts out there. A bunch of faggots (see: faggot) put this together to waste time and have sex with men.

Hey, why do you have aids?

Why, I went to the Alabama Republic of Canada, of course.

by Legion666 November 20, 2007

Canada's History

An annual orgy held in Ottawa during the Stanley Cup series wherein the participants will only copulate with moose antlers using maple syrup as lubricant.

I've been stretching my sphincter out a lot, prepping for this year's Canada's History

by Colbert Nation #4209 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act in which a man wears antlers, pushes the Stanley cup up his partner's vagina and pours maple syrup down her asshole.

Hey, I get to learn Canada's history later tonight.

by Colbert's Army February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Making whoopy with an elk (Canada's answer to the South Carolina horse).

I see you bought an elk. Trying out some of Canada's History, eh?

by ihatebears February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act where a moose fucks a man or woman, and at the same time is eating maple syrup out of someones asshole, whom of which tries to mutter the Canadian national anthem while masturbating into the Stanley Cup.

We're going to go try Canada's History out in the woods tonight.

by CNation BDK February 4, 2010

Cancel Canada Day

A phrase often spoken by pasty white teenage girls with daddy issues or alcoholic natives with zero respect for their country, which notifies everyone around them to stay away.

"We need to Cancel Canada Day!"
"No, Chief Owl Piss, you need to take your meds"

by Swedish Slaughterhouse July 1, 2021

Canada's History

A depraved sexual act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Me: I gave this girl all of Canada's History.

Him: You even got your hands on the Stanley Cup?

Me: It was, sadly, just a replica.

by bukkakeface February 4, 2010