Shit in Bed!!

This word is usually used when you're surprised about something. Also, it is used after making a mistake (can be used in replacement of "shit!" or "fuck" in this context). After looking into some history on the origins of this word, it is believed that the original bed that the word came from was Wilfy's daughter's bed. Wilfy is a Boatthat.

1) Haru Chan: my parents beat me

Wilfy: Shit in Bed!!

2)Yuki: oh no I got pizza crust stuck in Boatzy's urethra...Shit in Bed!!

by Wilfyisaboatthat February 20, 2021

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Bed Calzone

When your girl has a yeast infection yet you fuck her anyway. Even though you know you’re going to feel like shit in the morning, that creamy goodness puts your ass to sleep

Even though her crotch was itching and burning, she still gave him a bed calzone

by Dong Jesus April 19, 2020

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Caught your Bitch In your Bed!

When you catch a couple during sex or after sex— usually in the top’s bed.

*stephen and Eve are having sex*
*dakota walks in*
Eve: don’t say it…
Dakota: …
Stephen: don’t…
Dakota: …Caught your Bitch In your Bed!

by taromybobatea August 4, 2022

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Goona Bed

Using the hide a bed in the hotel room where you can goon at night by yourself on a family vacation without having to share a room with your family so you are alone and you can goon in peace

Man, I hate having to share a hotel room with my family so I decided to sleep on the goona bed

by Sussy boi April 7, 2025

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bed burger

Spontaneously buying a burger ‘to go’ in the late evening, taking it home to eat while cozied up in a blanket, usually in bed, while watching something.

After work tonight, I’m going to bed burger.

A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.

by geminate June 8, 2024

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