Beat The Pete

When you beat the meat really hard so that it starts bleeding

I'm going to beat the Pete if you ask me to 😏

by Crippling erection November 18, 2016

Beat machine

A slang term used by some people to refer to their heart, as it is the machine within them that beats.

Cindy broke my beat machine when she dumped me.

by Bros before Swine January 17, 2018

Aase Beate

Aase Beate is a Swedish or Norwegian name. Mostly lady’s over 60 has the name Aase Beate. Is there is a kid or teenager that is called Aase Beate she is probably shy, but smart. She is overthinking and is very stubborn, but she cares about others feelings and she’s insecure

Guy 1: i got a snap from Aase Beate!! Hahah
Guy 2: Ahhaha who is that??

by Solveig Trobak November 30, 2021

catch beats

to receive corporal punishment or to be beaten up. Possibly West Indian in origin, used in London, England.

"Watch what's gonna happen, you're gonna catch beats when my bruvver hears about this!!" Or: "Naah man! I lost my bag, I'm gonna catch beats from my mum tonight"

by IsItThough May 18, 2009

Beat the Demon

A word Christians use to explain masturbation to teenage boys. Usually used by hard core Christians or older belivers in christainity. Made popular by Edward Current

Young Boy-"I saw grampa playing with his pee pee yesterday!"

Christain- "Oh no! Your grandpa like to Beat the Demon! He is a sinner!"
Father- "Man, fuck you and your religious talk."

by ThatYouPornGuy October 22, 2010

Rank beats

Music that is well-known for its use while deficating. Good shit-taking music dude.

Until Paul had turned on the rank beats, he was having a little difficulty taking a dooper.

by Stevie Y November 10, 2004

soap beating

To beat someone senseless with a bar of soap in a tube sock.

yo man lets go give that nerd a soap beating!

by divebombz November 8, 2013