crapple sauce

1. it is everything in life that is not performed correctly. everything from bad hand writing to shitty craftmanship.
it is the abortion you wish you had.

2. it is to suck at life

"man you are crapple sauce if i sucked as bad as you at life id kill myself"

by shoosterjama July 31, 2009

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Fish sauce

a liquid condiment made from fish or krill that have been coated in salt and fermented & is widely used in East & Southeast Asia cuisine.

You got some fish sauce there, bud?
I'm from Vietnam & I need that.

by Marbles_TDS August 26, 2020

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Fish Sauce

A delightful delicacy enjoyed in places like South East Asia. Sure, it smells, but the Umami taste is to die for! Asian gangsters will take shots of it as initiation or just for fun. But NEVER, EVER, EVER microwave it. You will regret it and everyone else who uses that microwave will suffer too. Also, if you think fish sauce smells bad, try Shrimp Paste.

Thug 1: "Ai-Yah! I put da Fish Sauce in all my rice meal!"
Thug 2: "Ai-Zah! I know it good, right?"
Thug 3: "Ai-Yah! I had it in my rice yesterday and I'm microwaving the leftovers right now!!"
Thugs 1 & 2: "Ai- YOU DID WHAT???!!!!"

by South East Asian Man September 01, 2022

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table sauce

1. Something invented when you only have a little bit of every type of condiment, precipitating their combination to gather enough bulk to spread this super-condiment onto one piece of bread. That super-condiment becomes table sauce, aka "yo special shit."

2. It's the sauce you crave when you're high. And it has honey in it you think.

I like to spice up my cheese sandwiches with some table sauce.

by bubbarella August 07, 2011

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ratchet sauce

1) n. A delicious concoction of alcohol and apple sauce (typically involving a dark, sweet vintage).
2) adj. A mixture of alcohol with literally anything else.

1) Subject 1: "Hey man, did your Hepatitis C finally clear up?"
Subject 2"Yeah dude, I drank a sh*tload of ratchet sauce and it just f**kin' went away. Crazy sh*t."

2) "Judge me not by how ratchet sauce my car is, but only by how ratchet sauce my dining utensils are."

3) "That sauce is hella ratchet. Thus, it's some serious ratchet sauce."

by Spoondolf March 25, 2014

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