smooth touch

Your having a brilliant day and then you decide to rub icyhot on your legs and the friction makes the icyhot goes to your nuts/vagina

I gave my friend the smooth touch when he threw dog shit at me

by Cool as Kelvin Hot as Your Mom January 12, 2016

touch the glass save your ass

touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks

whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker”

by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022

Touch grass

An insult telling the subject to hang him self until the feet touch the grass. The etymology is from the country and western song, Green, Green Grass of Home

His comment on Reddit bothered me and so rather than make a reasoned comment, I told him to touch grass.

by GG1000 April 9, 2022

Phantom Touch

An instance when a person can feel a touch described or visualized in front of them even if the physical action is not being performed on the person.

A common trigger for could be "Imagine.. __"

"Imagine I'm giving you head pats right now"
"I have phantom touch, I can feel actions you describe to me"

by Kylo Wybie Rivers November 22, 2024

Modis Touch

The opposite of Midas Touch. A person who turns things to shit instead of gold.

You : Hey man, don't give the project to Mike.
Shem : Why not?
You : He has the Modis Touch, things he gets involved with, gets demonetized.
Shem : Fuck man, you should have told me that earlier. Next time, I will vote against him.

by Sambit Patra January 2, 2019

Touching Butts

When you and your significant other sleep in the opposite direction.

I'm sick of you, we are touching butts and going to sleep.

by FabricFresh June 15, 2016

touched

annoyed, upset, or agitated.

"you're so touched she ghosted you"

by paxrox December 5, 2021