Guy Code

Do NOT mess with a friends crush when you know it is his crush.
If you ever find your friend messing with your crush when you even told him and he is fully aware, you are allowed to use lethal force. If the two were both drunk you are required to wait 12 hours before asking him what he did. If no good reaction was given, you are allowed to use lethal force.
by CrankyBoomerang August 25, 2016
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Jordan (guy)

A horny little bastard , always ready to pounce on young Spanish women and drag them to bed with him.
Guy: what a dickhead!
Guy: I know right he's such a Jordan (guy)
by Theultimatetruth September 14, 2017
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nice guy

Living proof that human evolution has yet to progress to the point where the female's genes have been reprogrammed to finally ignore the primitive and obsolete alpha male and expand their sexual relations to the more intelligent and advanced beta male. This is why 21st century women are still compelled to be sexually attracted to aggressive assholes who treat them like crap instead of reserved guys who treat them with dignity and respect, e.g. nice guys. As a result, nice guys are normally single because women are naturally repelled by them.
Women like nice guys, but won't date them.
by DeskFlyer August 25, 2007
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columbus guy

1. fucking pimps who get all the girls 2. own belen kids
3. just plain out rok
by abababaaaa March 01, 2005
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Water Guy

The lifestyle choice of only drinking water, every other liquid is forbidden. The gender of said person doesn't matter, they are still a water guy.
Guy 1: Hey man wanna get a coke?

Guy 2: Nah dude I can't

Guy 1 : Oh right, you're a water guy.
by brennans123 May 01, 2009
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Nice Guy

A man who thinks that basic respect for women is a personality trait and wears said "personality trait" like a trophy; an incel.
The supposed Nice Guy on Reddit will not shut the fuck up about how every woman should be sucking his dick because he said that he thinks women should be able to have basic human rights.
by localvillagedidiot November 29, 2020
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Duck Guy

A person who knows too much about the Mighty Ducks movies and highly overrates them.
Duck Guy text message to a fellow Duck Guy: "Yo D2 is on Encore...LEGGO!"
by Yung Winston June 12, 2011
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