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IL2 Sturmokiv Great Battles

War Thunder with better graphics, costly af that u could even sell a kidney and still not get it.
Friend:i cant afford IL2 Sturmokiv Great Battles
Me:Never Heard of War Thunder, kid
by SturerHellcatAT15 June 20, 2020
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You have a great personality

When someone says you have a great personality it means that you have big tits
by Lv budnda August 9, 2023
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Donald Duck's Great Journey

What you have to do when you have toilet paper in the house but not in the bathroom and you only realize that after you've shit and you're home alone. Essentially waddling to wherever you keep the toilet paper with your pants and undies at your ankles and shit on your ass and then waddling back hoping no one sees you like this.

The "Donald Duck" part coming from the fact that you're most likely Donald Ducking while doing this
Eric realized he had to restock the toilet paper after he took a Taco Bell shit, thus he now has to either make Donald Duck's Great Journey or wait till someone comes home.
by Guy McDo August 22, 2023
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great valley school district

**WARNINGS**
-ASS WILL BE SLAPPED, GRABBED, OR OTHERWISE GROPED

-7TH GRADE MATH TEACHERS WILL LOOK DOWN YOUR SHIRT
-YOU WILL GET HIGH OFF THE MENTHOL COUGH DROPS...if u try hard enough...
-stay clear of staircases... 10 foot high linoleum splat death... tie shoes

*reminder: you CAN walk over the people on the ground mid-fight...probably got one swing and pussied out anyway..*

welcome to the home of the patriots!

derived from a name that refers those in the 17th century who rejected loyalist agenda and rebelled against British control, there is no fucking way you would've learned and retained that information with Great Valley's curriculum.. you'll learn more meeting GOD off of the drugs provided in any big stall constructed for the sole purpose of passing penjamins and trapping elf bars. but before you're corrupted by hand-me-down fentanyl laced adderall, you move up the ranks of GV, where each year your innocence is slowly stolen and your intelligence is blatantly exploited by administrative trash... if you think that's harsh just wait til you hear about the way the people up top handle things.. little issues, you know, like racism or assault... you'd think a blue ribbon school, voted one of the top 5 in chester county, would take those matters more seriously...but.. BLUE WHITE AND PRIVILEGE THESE COLORS DON'T RUN BABYYY. AND "my kid is an honor student at great valley high school" has such a nice ring to it.
"i was apart of Great Valley School District and now I'm a teenage mother with aspirations of being the Top Female Trap Queen on the Main Line"
"Great Valley School District robbed me of my childhood and literally lit my house on fire..?!"
"i loved being apart of Great Valley School District! (**i peaked in high-school**)."
"i was apart of Great Valley School District for only 3 years and all i have to show for it is chlamydia and this dumb t-shirt."
by boombastia September 6, 2023
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Great british bake off

AKA: The GBBO, The Bake-Off

A show that all of Britain watches every year to see who's baking is the best
And to see who's baking falls, tastes horrible, lookes shite, or just isn't quite to the standard of bread Paul wants.

WARNING: NEVER SPOIL THE WINNER
Reason: you don't want to get shanked
Solution: always check if the other people have seen it before you say any names
Person 1: "have you seen the Bake-Off (Great British Bake Off) yet?"
Person 2: "yeah, I can't believe George won! He did so terribly the first few rounds!"
Person 1: "DON'T SPOIL IT YOU EEJIT, I'VE NOT SEEN IT YET!"
by LookinForPizza November 25, 2020
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A great white shark (real!)

There is a great white shark (real!)
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A great movie that everyone loves

Do you not know how to make one of these? Do you need some pointers? A blueprint maybe? Isn't that somebody's job? Shit, I know how. It isn't that hard. It's, in fact, super easy. I could do it without even trying. Why are there people with a million dollars (in that space) who can't do it? That's the real tragedy.
Iam "Is it really that hard to make a great movie that everyone loves?"

Hym "If you're not us? Incredibly! It takes, like, a room full of writers and a production team. You gotta spend hours reading Urban Dictionary. Most movies and TV shows aren't very good."

Iam "True... We could go to school for that, I suppose."

Hym "And jump through a bunch of arbitrary hoops just to do something we could do in our spare time as a hobby? Nah... That would be boring. And expensive."

Iam "Yeah... But we don't have anything better to do."

Hym "Did that guy actually drive to our house!? I just realized that. Did he actually drive there!? Ha! Hilarious!"

Iam "Why does it smell like something is on fire? IS SOMETHING ON FIRE?"
by Hym Iam May 12, 2022
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