bottom bag surprises

the extra french fries, wedges, or onion rings that aren't in your fry container and you find at the bottom of the bag when you order fast food

I ordered some food from McDonald's and found some bottom bag surprises on my way home

by hardhitr3 August 12, 2009

jelly ball surprise

When you're having sex with a girl who is on her period and you cum inside her hard enough to cause her to queef out a jelly red ball of slime back at the ejaculator

Last night me and Patricia were getting it on and she told me not to use a condom because she's on her period. It was awesome, but jokes on me because she gave me the good ole Jelly ball surprise once I finished with her, I felt like I was being born again

by Skankkhunt42 April 28, 2021

front fart surprise

When a woman queefs and it stuns you.

Sharon and I were going at it when she unleashed a front fart surprise. It was grand.

by Rawnuts69 July 27, 2023

barium enima surprise

During a barium enima procedure the patient can no longer hold the barium within theirselves and it explodes out of their anus and covers the xray technician in a wonderful surprise

The doctor threw up when his technician received an uncommonly high barium enima surprise in the face.

by sevenducksuited March 14, 2010

Scrambled Egg Surprise

(n.) A breakfast dish consisting of scrambled eggs, and anything you happen to have in your refrigerator that may or may not taste good mixed with scrambled eggs.

This morning I made Scrambled Egg Surprise by taking the fries and patties from the Big Mac meal I didn't finish last week, chopped up some onions, smothered it in sprinkle cheese and mustard, added some chopped up fried bologna, and salsa, then put it all on the Big Mac buns after popping them in the toaster. Breakfast of Champions!

by BSanner November 25, 2010

Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise

The act of retaining a concoction of corn syrup and black food coloring in one's rectum moments or sometimes hours before performing anal sex; terrifying the penetrator.

Yeah, my girlfriend is way too devoted to Halloween, man. She even pulled Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise on me. I had ants in my apartment for weeks.

by Dunkeroo November 29, 2019

Mint ring surprise

When you give your partner a rimjob straight after brushing your teeth.

I was getting ready for bed, brushed my teeth but vicki was feeling horny, so i gave her a mint ring surprise before i stuck it in her clam.

by Stoned dog guy August 19, 2023