by Fatboy234 October 11, 2018
Get the Santa's Cookies and milk mug.Some fake fat fuck who watches you when you're sleeping and knows if you've been bad or good, he also breaks into your house which is highly illegal, he is also a drug addict. Long story short, SANTA IS NOT REAL KIDS!
P.S: He is a perv
P.S: He is a perv
Kid: Daddy, is santa real?
Dad: No, he is fake, don't believe the stuff you see on the internet!
Kid: *Triggered*
Dad: No, he is fake, don't believe the stuff you see on the internet!
Kid: *Triggered*
by RandomAutisticKid#69 August 8, 2018
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when you getting head and you pull your dick out cover her mouth and then shoot it up her nose forcing her to take a breath and swallow.
Dude, Judy is a real trooper. She gives the best head and I Santa fe hotrailed her last night. Right up her nose. SWALLOWED ALL OF IT. That's taking one for the team
by Polar Pop Princess August 21, 2018
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She seems like an angel on two legs: small and innocent. She has a mind that is always developing, a creative soul that is always being unique and loud in her own way. She enjoys quite time, but also loves meeting new people, a friend for every occasion! Santa Adrianas can be easily hurt, so she hides it by pointing out other peoples faults.
If you ever encounter a Santa Adriana you should be sure to always say your mind and be sure to make sure that they will accept themselves, they like support but are too strong to admit that they also have weaknesses like everyone else.
If you ever encounter a Santa Adriana you should be sure to always say your mind and be sure to make sure that they will accept themselves, they like support but are too strong to admit that they also have weaknesses like everyone else.
Dear Santa Adriana it’s okay to fuck up, everybody does. You don’t need to prove yourself, people will love you even with all your flaws!
by Sheryll. L November 7, 2018
Get the Santa Adriana mug.This fatass pedophile who has been looking at all ya life even when u is naked and in the shower 'don't be naughty' what does he mean hmmm? Ho ho ho
by Thiccerthanasniccer November 17, 2018
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