Talkin Soft

Talking Soft is a phrase that people from the South of England (SOUTHERNERS) think people from the North of England (NORTHERNERS) say.

It is used when someone says something the speaker of the phrase believes is daft/stupid.

'Sun in Yorkshire? You're talkin soft lad. You better get back't mine

by 2 ScaredAndConfused October 12, 2020

Soft

Kang Yeosang. Period.

Teacher: Describe something soft.
Kid #1: uhhh...wool!
Kid #2: COTTON!
Me: Kang Yeosang.

Teacher: You are absolutely correct sweetie! You have no homework.

by thekpopnoob November 16, 2019

Soft Steamer

The warmest and slimiest dog shit that sticks to the grass

“My dog just left a Soft Steamer on the lawn and I can’t pick it up

by CuppaDoe July 17, 2024

Soft Masc

This term is used in the lgbtqia+ community to describe a masculine woman with a touch of femininity

“I want me a soft masc”

by Spinach69 January 20, 2024

soft knacka

Not very hard...weak...a fanny...soft as shite!

'Man I'm scared of fighting him...hes way too tough'

Get in the ring now you soft knacka!

by Stacey Mac October 28, 2019

soft patch

What you need to land on -- especially when falling from a great height.

Friend: Listen, friend, I can't pull you up. You need to let go... swing your body and aim for the soft patch.

You: OMG. OMG. OMG.

Friend: The soft patch is right to the left of those jagged boulders and just to the right of that rusty metal fence. Aim for that soft patch.

You: *cries*

by babysparks August 6, 2011

Soft

andrew iles

brooo ur such a softy

by whatt February 3, 2009