Asian Woman Smothers Her Own Daughter To Death

Yeah how about your stop killing and fucking and beating your own kids you pieces of shit before your concern yourself with MY SOLUTION to the thing that is happening to me.

Hym "Asian woman smothers her own daughter to death... She was in the middle of a custody battle after a divorce and apparently decided that if she can't have the kid no one can. Tries to cover up the crime as a drowning. Based on what you have been doing to me it was probably the right call. Because the real threat to your kids is YOU. And what YOU are doing to ME and other people and have done to other people in the past... Is going to get your kids killed again."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

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The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.

Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!

by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025

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Kentucky banana smoothie

A sexual act involving putting bananas up a girl ass then she gives you a blowjob and you cumming in her mouth. Turning her into a banana smoothie

I knew my girlfriend was a freak when she asked for Kentucky banana smoothie in the bedroom.

by Poopy McFart the 3rd November 4, 2025

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Hawaiian Pineapple Smoothie

Chopped up pineapples are eaten by a male before sexual intercourse. The male receives head from his partner until the pineapple-enhanced semen enters her mouth. Then, he french kisses her and extracts the semen before frantically licking her butthole while she shits into his mouth.

Dude, my girl is a freak, we just got done making a Hawaiian Pineapple Smoothie!

by DefiningLegend610 January 19, 2026

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Take the Rough with the Smooth

You have to expect the bad or unpleasant thing in the situation as well as the good thing.

Hey, Valeri, I got promoted
You have to take the rough with the smooth Sam, you can't have everything. Don't forget, you will work more

by kahramanj July 31, 2019

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by PandaJizz42 November 3, 2023

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