Natural Selection

1. Universe's way of making your life miserable.
2. An event in nature.
3. That one edgy kid's shirt.

1: The goddamn universe gave me natural selection! Aw hell!
2: I've been naturally selected because that is what happens when I win the race.
No need to explain number 3.

by Zach T. Radass December 27, 2022

greedy semen harvester

Type of woman who not only cheats but let's every random dude drop their load in her.

Bro 1- FUCK! I swear I know when Amy is cheating. Her vag scent gets a bit musky.
Bro 2-Dude you're better off without that greedy semen harvester.

by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023

Seismic Semen Blast

The volcanuous eruption of semen from the genitals of a male donor a male that Is capable of registering upon a Richter scale device.

Bobs seismic semen blast had penetrated deeply into Mary’s abyss of a vagina.

by Cashpuller420 March 3, 2023

Lighter Semen

When you mix your cum with lighter fluid and you set it on people’s doorsteps, almost like lighting a bag of shit on fire

Yoo bro wanna go Lighter Semen that Karen’s house across the street?

Hell yea man, let’s go do it

by GallawayBoy98 May 3, 2023

yellow semen

how cum looks as it drips out a pussy with a yeast infection.

man my cum came out subarine yellow thats how i new her yeast infection was bad. all the yellow semen

by ICEANT September 17, 2023

cranberryly semen

semen that contains cranberry (the semen that produced after consuming cranberry)

"Your cranberryly semen tastes good"

by yourprettynerd November 27, 2023

Yemen Semen

semen from yemen shipped in vodka bottles.

I want a bottle of Yemen Semen.

by bigboyballs445 December 2, 2023