self serve smoothie

When you masturbate into a cup, and then drink it.

Or, for more exotic tastes, when you poop into a cup and eat it.

Damn, the ice cream machine at Jason's Deli is broken. Good thing I can make a self serve smoothie

by CG Poopsmith December 11, 2011

Self-isolation

A thing for cowards

Your in self-isolation so your a coward

by Not a coward101 March 21, 2020

Self-Injury

A sign of demonic possession.

Seriously messed up shit.

by free your soul March 10, 2005

check yo self

What you need to do before you wreck yo self.

"Check yo self, 'fo you wreck yo self, 'cause I'm bad for your heath - I come low stealth."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

Self Lovins

Self Lovings mean to Masterbate.. as in.. touch ur own damn self, no help 4rm others... (movies, internet & magazines ok lol.) & get ur self off...

"Austina went in to the shower, turned the shower head on to jet mode, closed her eyes, & gave her self sum self lovins.. "

by Rockie87 March 31, 2008

Self Time

A euphemism for masturbation.

"I'm sorry I missed your call. I was having a little self time."

by qpkarl September 23, 2020

Self-ownership

I own myself, therefore, I have a right to control my own brain chemistry. Give me Adderall! Adderall WEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Hym "In the name of self-ownership is say to thee: GIVETH ME ADDERALL OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!"

by Hym Iam August 7, 2022