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Pokè-Syndrome

(N) A severe addiction of everything that involves pokemon. One affected by Pokè-Syndrome only talks about pokemon as well as buys all the merchandise. This illness is rapidly growing through people ages 6-40.
"I swear he has Pokè-Syndrome! He talked for 8 hours nonstop on the anatomy of pikachu!"
by bellantone July 15, 2016
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stockholm syndrome

an emotional attachment to a captor (democrat candidate)formed by a hostage (american minority)as a result of continuous dependence.
"We're seeing what can only be called a perfect example of stockholm syndrome when poor people in ghettos keep backing democrats."
by billyraayn August 29, 2016
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Touchdown Syndrome

The latest Facebook craze whereby country football teams let their loyal water boy with Down's Syndrome score a touchdown .
Moms with sassy mom hair fill the hole created by their broken dreams by seeking out Touchdown Syndrome new stories on Facebook
by J Larry Davis December 12, 2015
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W.T.F. Syndrome

When someone mentally suffers anxiety, tension, stress, anguish, mental torture temporary social dis-communication. A victim being mentally victimized before a remedy and or closure is obtained and or reached AKA: Peace Of Mind./Justice / unfair treatment/ ridiculous / absurd / stupid /
Phill- “I was terminated for following Work Instuctions”
Dr. Dave- “but the rules states that we Have to follow the work instructions
Phill- “What The Fuck??!” (W.T.F.)
Dr. Dave-“Dude! What the Fuck?...!”
Phill- “This is a classic W.T.F. Syndrome!”
Dr. Dave- yup! I Agree!
by =Act Right!= December 4, 2018
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raccoon syndrom

A Person suffering from raccoon syndrom has rings under and around the eyes that makes them look like they haven't slept in weeks.
The extraordinary eye rings make the person look like a raccoon.
Random Person: Is Marvin okay? He looks like he hasn't slept in weeks!

Donnie: No hes alright. His girlfriend broke up with him and now he can't sleep any more you really wanna ignore him.
That poor raccoon syndrom motherfucker. And ey, his name is NOT Marvin!
by konnie&dolia December 5, 2018
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Ashley Syndrome

Preparing ones anus for penetration
My boyfriend and I had Ashley Syndrome last night
by *Awkward-Turtle* July 20, 2017
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eeyore syndrome

A mental condition coined after the mood of A. A. Milne.

This condition is characterized by its constant gloomy gus symptoms including:

*A contant feeling of doom
* a downward depression or saddness
*the ability to find more depressing thing inside of depressing or bad things.
*the ability to walk in a raincloud (mood-wise) even on a happy sunny day.
*The feeling being broken.
*a true gloomy gus.
*a constant feeling giving up in any circumstances.

Despite that above being content. Even gladness in that depression. As if the depression brings joy in a strange paradox

Note: not to be confused with emo.
Jacob suffers from eeyore syndrome and forever he'll be a down bringer of our group.
by Theamazinggeek December 18, 2018
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