swamp tard

A certain type of denizen of the more rural areas in Florida, known for their lack of both hygeine and intelligence.

That toothless swamp tard at the mini mart couldn't figure out how to make change for a dollar when I bought a pack of gum!

by calisun23 May 3, 2008

swamp turkey

a dirty, nasty ass ho.

stop being a swamp turkey.

by samiqueen September 14, 2020

Breeding like swamp rats

They breed us in to a ghetto Human population that can no longer support an independent middle class home. They filled the homes with their swamp rat spawn. Now their kids and us live in stacked apartments eating and shitting on top of one another. No land to grow food, paying off the sins of swamp rats with taxes and rent, making life hard for everyone.

Clint Eastwood - how many swamp rats can you fit in one home? They are breeding like swamp rats.

by Universe completion January 27, 2023

Swamp Searcher

Someone who TRIES to be a swamp slayer.
But always fails.

Swamp Searcher: Daaamn, look at that sexy ass swamp donkey, ima get with her!

Swamp Donkey: Uh, you sure ass hell aint!

by kannah December 2, 2009

Karmic Swamp Ass

noun - a vaporous secretion from a described heinous anus that in return punishes its sender.

Colt released karmic swamp ass upon himself.

by The Real Ass Kite June 7, 2024

Swamp Lip

A perspiring upper lip below the nose, including the philtrum.

Damn dat bitch gotta swamp lip.

by rmac8769 November 10, 2010

Knuckle Dragging Swamp Cunt

Knuckle Dragging Swamp Cunt

Amy is such a knuckle dragging swamp cunt.

by AnastasiaDC4L August 28, 2023