When you are in a really bad situation and you can't do anything about it. You're screwed or got screwed over.
Mary: "I just broke my phone charger, I can't get another one because my car is in the shop, and my phone is at 2%."
John: "That's some milky shit."
John: "That's some milky shit."
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Get the shit mate mug.The problem doesn't rely on the boys in blue, it relies on the shits in suits. They give the orders, the others just follow them. It's chain of command. Those boys in blue bastards need to show results at the end of the month while the shits in suits wander around the world, preaching their own way of life.
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Get the Opiate Shits mug.Steve: "Man that sweet and sour chicken was great but it gave me the worst case of China Shits ever.
by NubMonk December 27, 2009
Get the China Shits mug.That moment when you're having terrible constipation and you try to push shit out, and it almost gets out... But you stop pushing for a few seconds and the shit is sucked back in to your anus. It sounds like a fart sample, but reversed.
The fine fellow Shrek was reverse shitting the other night. I heard it getting sucked back in really loud.
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I needed to take a massive dump this morning, but I waited until I got to work so that I could take a nice long shit vacation.
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