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Rule 34A

The addendum to Rule 34 of the internet, stating that all cases of invoking Rule 34 are valid except upon Rule 34 itself. Therefore, according to this rule, there is or will be a porn of everything on the internet, except a porn of Rule 34 itself.
Requesting Rule 34 of Rule 34!

Answer: Rule 34a. Denied.
by Justin Jantzen March 7, 2008
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Ground Rule Double

Copping a feel on a girl without ever making out. Most commonly occurs at parties or dance clubs. Named for the circumstance in baseball when a player hits a ball and it bounces over the wall. He automatically advances to second base.
Person 1: Dude, did you see me grabbing that girl's tit when we were dancing? I totally just got to second base in like 5 minutes.

Person 2: I'm not sure if that qualifies as second base. It's more like a ground rule double.
by gabulldogs123 August 23, 2008
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ja rule

Bob: Wow, that washroom stinks!
Joe: Thats because somebody forgot to flush their ja rule
by DaVeY-KsOiEhAwO February 21, 2005
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Beer-Liquor Rule

The Beer-Liquor Rule is a guideline for alcohol consumption that goes like this:

"Liquor before beer, nothing to fear. Beer before liquor, never been sicker."

The placement of the 2 relationships doesn't matter whether one's before the other, as several drunks have argued it as long as they rhyme you've got the idea of the Rule.
Sonia forgot the Beer-Liquor Rule on a Friday night and missed her hair appointment the next morning.
by Sid Barrett January 11, 2009
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Ja Rule

fagged muthafucker who don't want no beef. run from it when it come to him. fifty cents destroyed him. now he run his ass to africa thinkin he gonna get love in africa.
by reakwan July 21, 2003
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Rule Number One

In the rules for life, the first one is always this: Don't Get Caught. Other rules may vary by location and other factors, but especially in college when numerous activities of questionable legality are occurring rule number one is don't get caught.

Rule number two is frequently Don't Die, unless not dying would interfere with rule number one.
Jason: Put that pipe away while we're driving through the speed trap, I don't want the cops to see and pull us over.
Sarah: Gotcha, following rule number one.

or, on the outside end of a phone call from jail:

Jason: You broke rule number one!
by StoleTheCookies September 26, 2009
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Rule 2

In the movie "Fight Club" Brad Pitts charactor says "rule 1: Don't talk about fight club. RULE 2: Don't talk about fight club".
by Lief fkdjsfoe May 19, 2008
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