Robert

Don’t call him rob, don’t, just don’t. I called him rob and it almost cost me my life.

Me: Hey rob, how you doing?

Robert: tf u just call me?

Me: Robert

Robert: that’s not what you said

Me: rob?

Robert: ever seen the movie “saw”?

Me: no

Robert: you’re about to find out

by Shmip January 29, 2022

robert parker-tyrrel

Robert Parker Tyrell has a tiny todger full of nob cheese. he gets absolutely no pussy. no girl would ever go near his tiny shrimp dick, only his uncle was interested 👀. He enjoys maths and prostitution. he is clearly just a 60 year old disguised as a 15 year old so he can nonce on all the younger people. you can tell by his receding hairline and the fact that once again, he enjoys maths.

robert parker-tyrrell is an absolute nonce

by kiddy fiddler 80246 March 3, 2022

Robert

A weird, sizeist, ableist, xenophobic, sexist, racist criminal who is also the grammar police and a certified math genius who's just overall annoying and rude.

Ugh Robert.

by Eggplant Pappi December 1, 2022

Robert

This is the most desperate dude you’ll ever meet. He will beg for pussy any chance he gets even though he’s one himself. He acts like a fucking jerk to his girlfriend just to please his friends and manipulates her without shame

Girl 1: “Damn, Robert is so desperate, He keeps asking me for “boba” and sends me dick pics”
Girl 2: “SEXUAL ASSULT!!”

by 0.4x January 29, 2022

Robert

a loved man by many who is from the south and regularly is the teacher that dips during class. is known for his skill in bargain-hunting, specifically for plane tickets to florida.

Wow, Mr. Robert dipped during class? He’s my daddy.

by erni642 November 9, 2018

Summer roberts

Orange county's very own princess
Baby

Summer roberts is selfless
Summer roberts is 💗💗💗

by Summer roberts lover November 23, 2021

naša vojvodina (robert)

Usually refers to a very based Serb-Romanian. The urban legend can often be found in the most obscure Yugoslav servers. Experts say if you find him you will be blessed with permanent luck (unless you are a muslim). His theme songs are "Komunjare" and "Tata". World's top scientists indicate the fact that if he concentrates all of his power he can leave Hungarian women on a 250 mile radius pregnant with twins (which will be 100% romanian btw)! He was refused entry in the USA because his biceps were considered weapons of mass destruction. He can drain all of Middle East's oil in one snap of a finger!

"I hope one day I will be like Robert!"
"I heard naša vojvodina is responsible for Srebrenica."
"Hi Robert, how's it going? All good, I'm at the 5th liberated town in Srpska today!"
"My grandpa told me a story about naša vojvodina (robert)!"

by robert himself November 22, 2021