Reality TV Real

Something or someone that is fake, scripted, acting the part.

Someone who boasts that they keep it real when the truth is they are far from keeping it real.

Margo: Do you think Karen's boobs are real?

Lori: Girl please, those boobs are "Reality TV Real".

Toly: Is Miguel as real as he constantly claims to be?

Robert: Miguel, Real?! yeah "Reality TV Real"!

by Rc916 November 15, 2013

Real Nigga Energy

Real Nigga Energy is the sort of energy a nigga emits when he does something to be classified as a real nigga. A real nigga is just a nigga that doesn't switch up on his homies or do pussy nigga shit. (can be shortened to RN Energy.)

James:Ayo that nigga Jamal fucked all them bitches last night except mine.
John: Damn he giving off real nigga energy he must be a real nigga then.
Jamal: Nah nigga yo bitch just ugly.

(another example of a real nigga is Chief Keef)

by TheOfficialRN October 21, 2020

A REAL Kaeya Simp

In general, Kaeya simps are people who really love Kaeya, a male character from Genshin Impact. Many people say Kaeya simps only want to fuck Kaeya because he is hot and have a lot of NSFW images of him. While that may be true, that is not the only thing that REAL Kaeya simps have in common. Real Kaeya simps know Kaeya's backstory by heart and always stay up to date in case of new lore drops about him. They sympathize with Kaeya and really want him to reconcile with Diluc so that they can talk like how they used to talk before the "big incident". Before fucking Kaeya, Kaeya simps really want to hug him or see him genuinely smile after many years of sadness and depression. They want to see Kaeya actually Happy.

Person 1: Is that the Kaeya Simp?
Person 2: No, that's a REAL Kaeya Simp.

by do_not_disturb November 8, 2022

Real Salt Lake

An MLS team (Major League Soccer) team based in the Sandy neighborhood of Salt Lake City, UT. They first joined MLS as an expansion team in the 2005 season. The first goal in the team's history was scored by Jason Kreis against the LA Galaxy. In 2007, he was asked by owner Dave Checketts to retire and be the head coach of the team. They opened their new stadium (Rio Tinto Stadium in Sandy Utah) on October 9, 2008. In 2009, RSL beats the Colorado Rapids 3-0 to clinch a playoff birth. They upset the Colombus Crew in the Easter Conference semifinals 4-2 and the Chicago Fire 0-0 (5-4 on penalties) in the finals. They then play the LA Galaxy in the MLS cup final. The match took place at Qwest Field (now known as Lumen Field home of the Seattle Seahawks and the Seattle Sounders FC) on November 22, 2009. Mike Magee scores early for the Galaxy but in the second half, Robbie Findley scores for RSL to tie. The match continues through OT to a penalty kick shootout. Robbie Russell scores the game winning penalty causing RSL to win 5-4 on penalties. They also made an appearance at the 2013 MLS cup final at Sporting Kansas City but lost in penalties

Guy #1: Did you see Real Salt Lake upset the LA Galaxy last night?
Guy#2: I was blown away

Guy#1: Yeah I'm sure Nick Rimando's back still hurts from carrying the team

by bmhorton March 9, 2021

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by ThatGuyStaleFrank January 3, 2018

free real estate

Someone that is easy, someone that is easy to lay, DTF

Sophia has slept with everyone, that ho is free real estate.

by GMRMOM May 19, 2018

real good, real hot, rock hard

1) A term used to express facetious attractiveness found in individuals who are haggard. First employed by Carol's boss from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

2) A expression used to induce a sense of enjoyment from an object.

1) Look at that homeless woman! Real good, real hot, rock hard!

2) How's that coffee mug treating you?
- Real good, real hot, rock hard!

by Gormory Wexler February 27, 2009