Quick pick relationships

A quick pick relationship is wen u date someone right after a long relationship like a week or two later , and the person you quick picked u usually don’t really know them . I

Side note : quick pick relationships never end up working out bc no one knows anyone in the relationship and the guys usually date quick picks because the desperately miss there ex but females Choose quick pick relationships to try to move on as fast as she can before her old boyfriend does so he can feel some type of way

Tod: can I get your number I really miss my old ex so if I can’t have her I’m going to be with someone else like her I need a quick pick relationship .

Jessica: of course!

Then (Dates the next week or two)

Quick pick relationships

by Obvious facts October 2, 2018

Relationshit

1. A relationship that has gone horribly wrong.

2. What Dane Cook likes to call his relationships.

"John why don't you just break up with that bitch, your going through a relationshit!"

by Twatserman March 26, 2009

Relaltionship Fat

Weight that is gained while feeling comfortable in a long term relationship.

John lost 20lbs of his Relaltionship Fat after breaking up with Darla.

by Rhythm Junkie January 14, 2010

relationshop

The difference between good faith and bad faith relation, due to the transactional nature of relations vs the destination of the relation. RelationShops are where love and hate are sold on an open market. It's a zero sum game that prevents any commitment from occurring, because the subject is always split between their choice and finding something better, hence the symbol $. A relationShip, on the other hand, it a vehicle to transport two or more people from one place to another.

He finally admitted that, though he had expressed sympathy for her, that he really didn't care about her problems, that they were irrelevant to his life, so he went down, sadly and met the trickster at the relationshop. What else have you got? And the trickster, who knew how to cheat you fair, said, what about this one?

by chaosmotic July 14, 2019

relationshit

An unstable relation relationship. This may also be considered a shitty relationship, henceforth relationSHIT.

"yeah joe is in a relationshit with amy atm."

by son4444 May 20, 2021

Realationship

When a spouse is cheating on you, gaslighting and blaming you because it's all your fault and theres nothing you can do about it.

A one-sided monogamous alledged "relationship" seemingly with yourself.

She/he may be sleeping with the neighbor but were in a realationship.

Sadly it's the reality of a real relationship.

by Kokopellisweety March 31, 2022

relationskype

A relationship in which communication exists primarily through Skype.

Dude, you guys hardly ever see each other. May as well call your relationship a relationSkype.

by FratDaddy11 January 10, 2011