Quadruple Dragon

The moment when a pregnant woman vomits, urinates, defecates, and has her water break simultaneously.

Did you know that Jade had a quadruple dragon in the delivery room?

by Angry_salmon43 January 4, 2025

Quadrobics: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quadrobics: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

quadruple-h introduction

Refers to a moderately-forward method of getting to know someone dat involves your smilingly clasping and cordially retaining one or both of da hands of said "new" individual, prompting him to eventually turn to da third person who presumably had intended to verbally introduce da two of you and meekly inquire, "And who do I Have da Honor of Holding da Hand of?"

Employing da quadruple-h introduction technique can indeed be cuddly and delightful, especially if you want to help da other person feel comfy wif both your closeness and your making savoring/affectionate physical contact wif various parts of his body, such as if you'd subsequently like to massage his feet, rub his back, hold him in yer lap, etc. Depending on specifically how da person words his nonplussed-but-courteous "who is this?" query, you could also jokingly refer to said initial-interaction event as a "quintuple-h introduction" (such as if he asks, "Who do I Have da Honor of His/Her Holding my Hand?" or "Who do I Have da Honor of His/Her Holding Hands wif me?") or even a "sextuple-h introduction" ("Who do I Have da Honor of Having Him/Her Hold my Hand?" or "Who do I Have da Honor of Having Him/Her Holding Hands wif me?"). Caution to my female viewers, though --- beware of gigglingly referring to said meeting using dis latter term if da new person is a normal eager-to-meet-da-delectable-ladies guy, though, as said hot-in-da-crotch stud could easily misinterpret da meaning of said made-up term, and thus da three of you could end up lying-flat-and-nearly-comatose on da floor five minutes later, wif him sporting a totally-limp-'n'-exhausted lulu, and da two of you moaning and panting in post-orgasmic breathlessness, and wif copiously-dripping coochies and kneading-numbed titties from said eager joyful dude's huge warm thirsting paws having thoroughly been all over dem.

by QuacksO February 28, 2025

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47-letter long word

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by chargingvindiction4 March 10, 2025

Quadrafiasco

A failure so terrible that it goes beyond the normal fiasco to the point of straight up being unbearable to read see or listen to.

"lemme unravel ur pants"

hell nah thats gonna be a Quadrafiasco
aka.

by Temec March 24, 2025

quadcycle

noun: a seemingly normal bicycle

verb: when you and the boys suck each other off full man sandwhich style to form a functionion (street legal) bicycle

larben boy: bro look i just saw a quadcycle!

mistah beanie: wear?

by mistahbeanie July 17, 2025

Quaduffellet

This extremely outrageous, multistage stage sexual act begins with 4 men kidnapping a pregnant woman below the height of 5'7 in a potato sack. The men then cut holes in the sack, and rape the any orifice they please (including creating new ones) until she passes out, she is then hung upside down and forced to lactate whilst filling her with maggots, the maggots feed on the males semen, and reproduce until they tunnel out of her stomach, she is then raped anally until the maggots crawl up the male penis for extra pleasure

Guy 1: what did you do on the weekend?
Guy 2: we Quaduffelleted my mother.
Guy 1: sick dude, invite me next time!!

by HitlerFucker69420 July 22, 2025