Izansy

Pissing directly into the leftover pipes of a urinal after it was taken out by the principal himself because one guy stuck his funny bone into it, getting it stuck forever.

The bully: Bro I'm gonna izansy you so hard you arent ever going to be able to jiggle 'em again
His father: I am your father.
The bully: I know dumbass

by mistahbeanie January 20, 2025

larben boy

the victim of a larben. usually a boy.

person one: "woah dude that guy totally fiddled with a guitar so hard he became the guitar clarinet and played in a puddle of cum with his anus hairs sticking out involuntarily!"
larben boy: "yeah and i enjoyed it"

by mistahbeanie May 16, 2025

Jolimi

Having a fun time with the bois

Short white guy: Yesterday was so fun
Brainrotted Latino: Yes, it was a Jolimi

by mistahbeanie March 23, 2025

quadcycle

noun: a seemingly normal bicycle

verb: when you and the boys suck each other off full man sandwhich style to form a functionion (street legal) bicycle

larben boy: bro look i just saw a quadcycle!

mistah beanie: wear?

by mistahbeanie July 17, 2025

Bensmop

Noun: That feeling that everyone gets at least once where you feel so happy that you strip down in your undies run in circles around the nearest taken woman (or man), summon veronica's demons just to laugh at her because only you are allowed to feel happy in that exact moment and also you just met a veronica thats literally the first thing everyone does when they meet veronica.
Noun: Ben's mop.

Bro: Yesterday I sas bensmop.

Bro #2 (you are not in this conversation): Was it in use?

by mistahbeanie March 25, 2025

Sweropus

a verb: to shoot ones mother in the belly button after slapping her buttchecks 60 times while screaming "YILLY BILLY BUMBO"

me: bro i sweropused your mom
my sister: did the hillbilly demon cum?

by mistahbeanie December 24, 2024

Pilkadwurf

Noun: When someone is **acting** like the short kid being the dumbest but smartest person but also extremely funny, except they’re just stealing all their jokes from the internet, they become a Pilkadwurf.

Verb: To be the person stealing jokes mentioned above

Adjective: When someone is acting like a Pilkadwurf

Adverb: When someone is doing something like a Pilkadwurf

Pilkadwurf: Wow haha im so funny right
The mirror: 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀 you have no friends dumbass HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by mistahbeanie April 13, 2025