Sports Poo

After intensive sport one is rewarded with a excellent poo of ideal consistency. Often the movement leaves with a "clean getaway" (see definition for clean getaway) - essentially very little wiping required.

(Speaking after a day of intensive sport; swimming, cycling, running etc..) "Man I feel good - just had the most amazing Sports Poo! - nice big one with a clean getaway and everything.

by the poo meister January 2, 2014

poo punch

This is when one shits on their fist,then proceeds to rock the jaw of the unsuspecting civilian on the street.

"Martin was taking a gentle stroll through the park and a homeless man appeared from a bush and savagely poo punched Martin... he never recovered."

by Dr Fatbags March 29, 2015

poo pants

Someone who has pooed his or her pants. Can be identified by a familiar stinkiness and an awkward guilty expression.

"Ew you stink. You're a poo pants!"

by Cartoonist December 13, 2012

Poo Berry

The poop that sticks to a dog's butt.

You need to pull that poo berry off your dog.

by Poo Berry August 18, 2012

Poo Horn

The erection received from additional pressure from squeezing excretion

After I clean my ass Im always left with a Poo Horn

by 6dia6hal6 July 1, 2011

poo and wee

When you need the toilet and you do both.. at the same time!

Another definition is a random phrase circulating my school- "Poo and wee- willy and bum"

I need the toilet real bad! I need to go poo and wee.

by damnitktmann November 12, 2006

Poo Pushing

To push ones poo back up inside ones anus by the insertion of another mans Penis

This can also include the insertion of: a Cucmber, a bottle, a hamster, an orange or Baseball Bat!?!?

"ohh god im suffering from constipation again!"

"Well you better stop Poo Pushing then, you Queen"

by TFCL-Tom January 27, 2009