penis pumped

Another term for getting fucked over

Like the term ass raped, but penis pumped instead (not the literal)

1) This guy just penis pumped me

2) Just great, I just got a royal penis pumping

by Mr.Ection August 5, 2021

Artsy Penis

Someone who finds a deep meaning in every modern art piece. He considers himself a deep thinker but he’s just a douche bag.

Man Francis is such an artsy penis, he’s finding symbolism in a blank canvas

by YouDontNeedPenis2HaveHappiness June 10, 2018

attack penis

An attack penis is when two men strip down then place themselves back to back and spin quickly in circles making attack helicopter wings out of penis’

Tyler and I got fucked up last night and did the attack penis!

by Og Onion God February 12, 2018

Penis grabber

At when you grab a penis

Brandon is a penis grabber

by Thicc papa 101 November 7, 2019

Penis Pimple

1- Boyle on your dick

2- Irritation from shaving vaginas

3- When you're enjoying a nice slice of pizza and the grease falls onto your dick (because ofc you're naked). The penis skin absorbs the grease and acts as an Olay moisturizer. Painful pimples form and spew hot tomato sauce until completely deflated.

Joshua : Shit, you eatin' pizza naked again?
Nick : Fuck no, I don't need another penis pimple

by John Murphy 1slynigga July 10, 2015

Paper penis

Toilet paper residue on your manhood, after you wipe urin off the tip.

Kevin: "Damn, I got paper penis again. I hate when that happens!"
Jeff: "You're a dick head! Only girls wipe!"

by SangitEde September 9, 2014

Penis Headwrap

The act of wrapping a fresh dookie around ones tip, covered by the foreskin, before penetrating another mans orifices.

“Dan and I already have a penis headwrap before tonight’s NetFlix and fucking session.”

by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021