Hog Trap

Vagina

Her hog trap is so tight.

by Boredasfug October 13, 2016

hoboken hog

When a girl puts a double end dildo in her ass and a guy or girl sucks off the other end.

Hey man I watched two girls do a Hoboken Hog the other day.

by Taylor MF Norrell September 07, 2015

Heir Hog

Next in line for the Hog Throne. The duke of jokes. He

Heir Hog is telling some very silly jokes!

by Corb fucker December 12, 2021

Driving the Hog

Driving the Hog means doing something wild or crazy. Similar to crashing out.

Hey did you see Jake last night, he backflipped off the roof at the party!

Yeah man he was straight driving the hog!

by CrashoutMaster3000 October 22, 2024

hog rot

When you have an engorged and enflamed hog between your thighs that's tender to the touch. Might smell of cottage cheese and butane. Usually caused by multiple nights without a shower and unprotected sex. Enflamation and overencomberence.

Dude I got a bad case of hog rot, don't be mad if I'm slow to get up.

by Hog in the Machine July 18, 2023

Childhood hog

The childhood hog is the like the Angels off that movie about Scrooge, except it's a hog that visits children who have missed things from their childhood like seeing 'the lion king.'

Daphne- aw man you never believed in Santa?
Sagitta- nah man

Daphne- you're overdo for a visit from the childhood hog

by 🌏💖 December 19, 2016

Turd Hog

A person who shits their pants alot and/or takes it in the butt.

Person 1: (farts during the whole class and it's rank)
Person 2: "Man your a turd hog, go wipe your ass"

by Trudaddy November 05, 2011