butt mariner

Guy who where's Seattle mariners hat and can navigate butts well

Dude your such a fucking butt mariner

by Flag football house October 29, 2013

Pistachio Butt

A woman’s butt that is so strong, she can use it to crack pistachios. Even the ones at Walmart that were probably packaged centuries ago.

Man- Darn, I want to crack my Walmart Pistachios!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!

by /weird February 12, 2019

Subway Butt

adj. when your butt is all dirty from riding in the NYC subways

Jeff: “Hey get off the clean hotel bed, you have a subway butt!”
Sarah: “Okay, okay, I will!”

by justthoughtiwouldshare May 22, 2020

Swamp butt

The mixture between your butt cheeks of poop and sweat swamp butt will occur in humid places if you get swamp butt you will need to dry it asap or you will get river rott.

Dude I have some bad swamp butt.
I’m starting to get swamp butt.
Do you have swamp butt?

by Constapation March 11, 2022

Toe-in-the-butt

A game whereas a son-in-law tries to shove his big toe in the butt cheeks’ of his in-laws.

Hey Cheryl, would you like to play Toe-in-the-butt? My big toe needs to fill a hole.

by TITB Reigning Champ February 02, 2022

Butt Pirate

A male who enjoys male companionship over a females.
One who hoards the booty by burying their sword into their enemy's anus or some other orifice recognized as an "exit only".

Silly Willy was an angry butt pirate when he couldn't plunder the booty.

by BouncyTimeFun April 19, 2017

crumpet butt

a small little British butt

Kate Middleton's sister has a crumpet butt

by Madephanie and Stedeline October 11, 2011