octi

the man, the myth, the legend.
hated by many, loved by few.
a wannabe badboy hailing from "the burgh".
a dumbass teenager that drives his honda civic all day and spends his mom's lifesavings on modifications.
an insult to the normal hard working american.
a parasite, a leech, a pedophile.

yo u see that hot ass 14 year old i fucked in my tricked out civic last nite? bitch just graduated junior high, kinda old for my taste

by clit April 11, 2005

octoparrot

An unnatural combination of two unlikely constituent elements, the result of which should not exist. From _The Simpsons_.

How can you mix red wine and gin? That's an octoparrot!

by Cheese Burger October 29, 2008

Octo-Copter

The news helicopters that fly 24/7 around the home of the infamous "Octo-Mom" in La Habra ,CA.

Aaron was unable to sleep last night; the octo-copters were circling the home of Octo-Mom all night long.

by XSHEENX March 18, 2009

October 4th

The best day of the year because it’s the birthday of the nicest girl . She’s pretty, funny, smart and don’t forget sarcastic. Happy birthday for then girly!

Ruby - wait is it your birthday today

Hermione - hell yeah it is baby!
Ruby - omg we must be friends it’s October 4th

by Crumpfartmaster September 27, 2020

Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus

Simultaneously the best and worst movie to ever be made. 90 minnuets of your life that you will never get back and you will not want back. It is exactly what it sounds like.

I just watched "Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus." I don't even know what to say.

by The Wandering Mousepad July 25, 2010

October 17th

This is Kick A Ginger Day, if you ever see someone with red hair on this day, you need to kick them or punch them.

“Oh you better watch out, it’s October 17th”

by UrbanDictionary1212 October 15, 2019

October 27

October 27th is the national crap in your pants day. You are legally required by law nationwide to do at least one defecation in your pants, or else you will be sent to jail.

“My dude! Why are the cops here?”
“Oh man, I didn’t crap in my pants today, and it’s October 27! We are in big trouble now.”

by Uh oh, there’s a stinky on me October 16, 2019