A REAL Kaeya Simp

In general, Kaeya simps are people who really love Kaeya, a male character from Genshin Impact. Many people say Kaeya simps only want to fuck Kaeya because he is hot and have a lot of NSFW images of him. While that may be true, that is not the only thing that REAL Kaeya simps have in common. Real Kaeya simps know Kaeya's backstory by heart and always stay up to date in case of new lore drops about him. They sympathize with Kaeya and really want him to reconcile with Diluc so that they can talk like how they used to talk before the "big incident". Before fucking Kaeya, Kaeya simps really want to hug him or see him genuinely smile after many years of sadness and depression. They want to see Kaeya actually Happy.

Person 1: Is that the Kaeya Simp?
Person 2: No, that's a REAL Kaeya Simp.

by do_not_disturb November 09, 2022

Real Funny Hours

The time of day between 11:00 pm to 4:00 am. It is comprised of being on Skype with your friends and screen sharing, collectively looking at random and weird things on the internet, such as cringe and porn.

Aaron: "It's almost Real Funny Hours!"
John: "God fucking dammit"

by You_Have_No_Idea August 18, 2017

The-Real-Scuba-Steve

The-Real-Scuba-Steve is greater than the Vestibule at IGN.com. Considering he is only an outsider, he is the best user overall.

"The-Real-Scuba-Steve is the bomb!" yelled a kid in the hallway.

by The-Real-Scuba-Steve September 18, 2003

Real ni🅱️🅱️a hours

The realest ni🅱️🅱️a hours, for black males to communicate.

They are hanging out with real ni🅱️🅱️a hours.

What time is it? It’s real ni🅱️🅱️a hours

by ThatGuyStaleFrank January 03, 2018

real jesus tears

Real Jesus tears is when something very truamatic has occurred and you begin to cry. The tears are not the same at just crying though. When you cry real Jesus tears you can feel the pain and suffering in your chest and stomach.

I failed my final exam, when I got the paper back I cried real Jesus tears.

by Just frickin peachy February 06, 2017

Reality TV Real

Something or someone that is fake, scripted, acting the part.

Someone who boasts that they keep it real when the truth is they are far from keeping it real.

Margo: Do you think Karen's boobs are real?

Lori: Girl please, those boobs are "Reality TV Real".

Toly: Is Miguel as real as he constantly claims to be?

Robert: Miguel, Real?! yeah "Reality TV Real"!

by Rc916 November 15, 2013

free real estate

Someone that is easy, someone that is easy to lay, DTF

Sophia has slept with everyone, that ho is free real estate.

by GMRMOM April 01, 2018