all mothered up

completely out of control; crazy

Ryan crashed Kevin's Vespa onto the White House lawn. That drunken fool is all mothered up.

by CBooz November 14, 2011

Not Your Mother's Beaver

Hair coloring is used to add body, control frizz, make hair more vibrant and interesting, even highlight other attributes; as well as cover up the signs of an aging beaver.

Creston used "Not Your Mother's Beaver" to color her gray pubic hair; for a more youthful and eye catching beaver.

by Aneefa June 5, 2016

southern mother f------

sorry, no cuss rule for me ;-;
anyways if u search this then u r awesome

I'm in the cabinet, I am complicited, watching and grabbing the power and kissing it, Washington isnt gon listen to disciplined dissidents this kid it out! OH! this immigrant isnt somebody we chose... oh! this immigrants keeping us all on our toes.... oh! lets show these federalists what they're up against... oh! SOUTHERN MOTHER F-------- DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS!

by your_local_potato December 8, 2020

your biological mother

phat

Your biological mother is scientifically unmeasurably obese

by fsfsesgsegsdddddddddd September 10, 2021

Mother Packed Suitcase

A Jewish male between 18-25 years old that has name tags ironed onto his socks by his mother.

His mother doesn’t let him do his laundry in camp bc the machines will ruin his boxers. He’s such a Mother Packed Suitcase.

by My Mother Packs My Suitcase December 14, 2020

thy mother (new)

The term "thy mother" is used to express jokes about your mom, in a Shakespearean way. It is generally used as a troll phrase.

Thangush engaged in suspicious activities with thy mother (new) last night

by iglooman69 June 30, 2022

ur brother a mother

The worst insult known to mankind. Saying this will end the galaxy and all known planets in existence. All life on earth will be completely destroyed as a thottie apocalypse will kill the earth's human population.

Frank: lol ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian
Ken: well ur granny tranny

Frank: Lol ur sister a mister
Ken: *strains hard* don't make me do it man
Frank: Do it you pussy
Ken: UR BROTHER A MOTHER!
*frank gets cut in half by an invisible blade, the moon blows up, and 200 thots appear from every corner as the galaxy explodes.

by Middleskwldood May 13, 2018