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spook move

The act of covertly excusing yourself from a gathering, typically for a family celebration of some sort, where others try to use you as a free babysitter because "you don't have anything going on" or someone asks you to do something at work that's not in your job description.

Usual suspects are that one cousin who's a cheep skate and has notoriously bad behaving children, or the well meaning mother that talked another family member into "getting you used to kids" in hopes of having more grandchildren.

That one lazy co-worker who preys on the kindness of others to get their work done for them. You know who you are.
"John, can you watch Sarah and Tom for a few hours while Jennifer and I go out to dinner?"

"Let me get back to you on that."

*spook move out the back door 10 minutes later*

Later phone call from John, "Hey I missed you leaving, so what do you say?"

"I just got *insert excuse*, sorry."
by GriZag December 3, 2013
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Idiot move

My cousin Jeffrey sold his iPhone 13 for $10. That was an idiot move.
by Get your COVID vaccine December 20, 2021
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Post-Move Fuck

When you move into a new place and have sex within 24 hours. Typically your first night or morning in a new place. Possibly as a house-warming thing.

It could be with your partner, a one-night stand, or a hooker.
Me and Gertrude moved into our new place yesterday, and post-move fucked the roof down last night! What a great way to end such a long and difficult day of moving.
by Lefty Power 123 September 26, 2021
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dick move

"Magnus withdrawing from the Sinquefield Cup is the definition of a dick move", says Ben Finegold during a casual stream.
Context:
Magnus Carlsen is the best chess player in the world. After losing a match against a significantly lesser player, Hans Niemann, Magnus withdrew from the tournament. Middle school drama ensued as people began to speculate that Magnus was implicitly calling Hans a cheater.
It's a dick move to withdraw from the cup like that; it's basically unheard of since Bobby Fischer.
by cinf September 9, 2022
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lip move

A move where the male sucks the lower lip of the female while making out with her. Girls can also perform this move, but it is discouraged for them and should only be used in times of desperation.
While talking to her friends, Heather said, "Justin introduced me to the lip move in the laundry room last night. Definitely made it the best make out I've ever had!"
by ya boy.com July 19, 2011
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Jaz move

A term used for when you're roleplaying with yourself on Twitter or in your head. It's very common.
" what are you doing? "
" pulling a jaz move "
" can't you just roleplay like a normal person "
" LOL nope "
by mystic bean February 17, 2021
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Move Some Chairs

Move Some Chairs means to fight.
Cherry,”Ay bruh lemme get a taste of them junie cakes.”
Joe,” Hol up, you ain’t touchin ’ my junie cakes. You trynna move some chairs?”
by Nigger whipper 69 420 May 15, 2020
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