Ass Message

A term used to describe flatus.

1. I just sent you an Ass Message, I hope you receive it soon. (the recipient then has the opportunity to reply with their own Ass Message.

2. Oh my god! It smells like someone's broadcasting an Ass Message in here.

3. Stop sending me Ass Messages, Man.

by PixelMonkey March 1, 2011

Swampy Mess

A nasty residue left inside one's undergarments or the bowl of a toilet after a shart, or a Craftsmanshit.

I left a Swampy Mess in my boxer briefs after that shart.

by Butler Butt Clogger March 2, 2012

a mess

emma shaffer

person: emma you’re not a mess
emma: i’m the definition of a mess

by ohmygoodnessahhhhh July 16, 2018

old messages found in the future

"i miss you so much

keeping my kids healthy
and one day being one with you
gives me hope."

old messages found in the future

by Krkič March 24, 2020

Mystic Messenger

This games makes you realize that you’re not straight when you notice how Jaehee’s route is the most calm of them all and how Rika is the most interesting character. Instead of being attracted to the male characters, they might simply just give you gender envy. You might experience some comphet in the beginning because “I can fix him”. But yeah Mystic Messenger is amazing 10/10 would spend 75$ for Saeran route.

When first downloading: ohhh look fun mystery chat game :)
Mystic messenger: come chat with pretty boys!! And a pretty girl!! And RUIN YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE. Did you eat yet?
Me:…

Rika and Jaehee: exists
Me: gay

Also me: starts choosing the “But I’m not a girl” option in the prologue chatroom. Y’know just a as a joke. Totally. #stillcisthough ??

Game tried to make me love Jumin and V but instead I love them shipped together

Saeran best boy

by genderfluid so its always gay November 28, 2021

Lionel Messi

the Argentinian football/soccer player who was won 7 Ballon D'ors, 3 Champions League, 8 La Liga titles , 1 Ligue Un Title and several other trophies in football/soccer

Lionel Messi has scored in many games for FC Barcelona

by Leslie Monk August 24, 2022

universal away message

1.an away message that can be used by anyone for any occasion

2.an away message some1 always has up

Randy: Hey you know where bob is?
Mike: lets check his away, o it says "out"
Randy: So where is he?
Mike: Hes out
Randy: and that is where?
Mike: Out
Randy: Where the fuck is he?
Mike: I dont think your getting this..
Randy: god damn universal away messages

by Slizzard May 22, 2006