your brother a man lover

Worse than every fathomable insult that a man can tolerate, every time this is said, a curse haunts your family for years, and any and all brothers immediate die of cardiac arrest

Carl: ur mom gay
Steve: Your grandpap a trap

Carl: Don’t make me do this Steve

Steve: I bet you won’t , do it pussy
Carl: your brother a man lover
Steve: immediately implodes, brothers die of severe heart attacks, family rejoices, any man born for the next 20 years dies at age 1. There are no survivors.

by GhostIsGay March 21, 2018

Silicone Lover

A sextoy

Person 1: I am so in the mood today but my partner is away
Person 2: Just use you silicone lover!

by Diluc_Rvgdr February 03, 2023

autismo horse lover

a word commonly associated with horse lovers and estrogen, math thew chan

"Hey autismo horse lover!"
math yew chan : "That isn't my name hi I am matthew chan i like horses and men funny haha dogs are attractive"

by buzzy buzzwole lover August 15, 2022

Lover

A person you should give a few flying fucks for!

You won’t regret caring for your lover!

by 𝕎𝕖𝕚𝕣𝕕𝕠 May 16, 2022

Lover

Lover. A lover is the person you were In love with and they broke your heart. You either hate them or love him still...I am not over my ex its been a week please send help

My lover broke up with me 1 week into the relationship:c

by Broken hearted person November 10, 2019

Lover

Lover is the 7th album by Taylor Swift <3

And it is a song too by Taylor Swift <3

Person a: Hey did you hear Lover by Taylor Swift? It's amazing!

Person b: Which one, the album or song? But both are amazing!

by Justsomegirlontheinternetok? October 08, 2023

Lover

The 7th studio album of Taylor Swift; is also the most anticipated album of 2019. Previously called TS7 by Swifties. You must stream it and buy it.

- What are you doing?
- I'm streaming the best album of 2019...
- Lover? Yeah, the Queen snapped!!
- wbk ;)

- What are you doing behind that fence?
-... nothing…

rep Taylor:- SO YOU REALLY TRIED TO MESS WITH ME?!!?!??! F*CK Y*U! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?? UHM?? I'M F*CKING TAYLOR SWIFT AND KARMA WILL GET YOU B!TCH!! I'M THE QUEEN OF SNAKES *HISH HISH*!!!!!!!.....…. I love my boo :( , let's hope he likes me too :( he's so cute :) you know… he's a mantion with a view, the king of my heart :)) but my reputation precedes me :( unf :( it's delicate :( but i'm the mess that he wanted :) hold on to the memories they will hold on to you :)))) *smiles*
Lover Taylor: - COLOURS!!! BUTTERFLIES!!! FLOWERS!!! RAINBOWS!!! PALM TREES!!! EASTER EGGS!!! HEARTS!!! LGBTQ+ RIGHTS!!! ME-EH-EHHHHH OHH-OOHHH!! :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

- Why in the hell are there a crowd of clowns running across the street??
- You Need To Calm Down, honey!... They're just Swifties going to the store to buy Taylor's new album, Lover…

- I Love Taylor Swift SO MUCH, she's really the best...
- SHE IS!! :( And awwn Benjamin Button, Taylor's new cat, is so cute :((
- HE IS!! :(( Meredith and Olivia are so cute too :(( They all deserve to be treated equally!!
- !! Wbk!!..... well... let's buy another CD (Lover) !!
- LET'S GO-OHHH-OHH-OHHHH!!!

#WeStandWithTaylor
!! STREAM AND BUY LOVER BY TAYLOR SWIFT!!

by portugallovestaylor July 14, 2019