The Texas logs is only found in Texas. The Texas logs is where you go into a restroom, a friends house or a public place and it appears that people don’t know how to flush the toilet and they love their logs. Must be from all of the brisket, steak, bbq and tacos they eat that the Texas log will not flush.
Flush the Texas logs in the toilet. Must be a Texas log in that toilet. Too much brisket is your diet and the Texas log will not flush
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