The holy grail of mates. A friend who is good looking, popular, gets all the women but sorts their mates out first, gets you into clubs free and is an all round nice guy and yet you don't resent them for being more popular than you.
What a great lad, he hooked me up with Sarah and let us use his bed to fuck in, he's a proper Jonathan Bassrider.
by Brainz Hewitt December 10, 2008
Get the Jonathan Bassrider mug.The thickest boy on Earth! Thick af in ANYTHING he wears! makes straight men question their sexuality. makes girls jealous af
Friend 1: DAMN DID YOU SEE JONATHAN IN THOSE PANTS ?!!?!!!
Friend 2: Helps me beat ma meat!
Homeless man: Just made me bust a nut!
Friend 2: Helps me beat ma meat!
Homeless man: Just made me bust a nut!
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"Outta joint" is a Southern phrase meaning "angry", "upset", "worked up", "frustrated" or a time whens someone is not acting normally because they are upset.
1. Boy, when Gramps gets head up his nose gets plumb outta joint.
2. After I told my mom I got an F in English, she got completely outta joint.
3. I can't go out tonight, I said a cuss word and my dad is all outta joint.
2. After I told my mom I got an F in English, she got completely outta joint.
3. I can't go out tonight, I said a cuss word and my dad is all outta joint.
by DallasDeckard January 28, 2011
Get the Outta Joint mug.A black person who acts white, hangs out with whites, and tries/wishes he or she was white. You can tell some one is a Jonathan if you see a black man wearing a small collard shirt which usually a fruity color (pink, yellow, light blue) and booty hugging jeans. Usually these people are gay.
1st person: Ey nigga look at that jonathan over there with the small yellow collard shirt.
2nd person: where at
1st person: over there by the white kids in front of the Abercrombie & Fitch store
2nd person: oh hahahaha what a homo
2nd person: where at
1st person: over there by the white kids in front of the Abercrombie & Fitch store
2nd person: oh hahahaha what a homo
by hustla July 30, 2008
Get the jonathan mug.Jonathan Espinosa better known as huge mandingo. He won the Guinness records for pulling the most hoes. He was the first known pimp in world history. He first started he pimping at 5 he pays a girl $5 to give him his first kiss, which prompts Jonathan to start his own "kissing company" and eventually becomes a pimp. He then develops bottom bitches which our he's hoes which are the ones that get the money for him known as the Jovi's and Brandon's. He's main bitches are called Humberto's.. The humberto's are usually the scarecrow looking ones but its what lewers in the Jovi's or brandon's known as the hoes.
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