Jason

Jason...a guy who drinks a lot, plays guitar and knows stuff!

Oh you're just like A Jason, you drink lots, play guitar (badly) and know stuff! (Fuck all)

by Lolly 82 April 28, 2021

jason

jason is psychotic. stay away from him. he will email u.

“hey do u know jason”

“oh na, get away from him dawg”

by jasonhater69 June 4, 2022

JASON

A fag who thinks he’s Canadian. Oh did I forget to mention that he has a small penis

Oh that guy must be a Jason

by Bangkingd June 22, 2019

Jason

Bald headed old fuck with the smallest cock

You hear about Ricky? He’s turning into a jason

by Howie stark February 12, 2024

Jason

A Jason will overthink everything but still know what is happening. Jason is hot and can get any girl he wants. Jason also has girls all over him even though he has eyes for one girl only. Jason has the greenest eyes and everyone falls for him. Nicest, sweetest, most loving guy you will ever meet. Jason is great in bed and all the girls know it. He gives off big Dick energy and its most of the time correct.

Girl 1 : omgosh have you seen Jason
Girl 2 : yes I'm so jealous if his gf hes so hot

by Badinvestment76 February 26, 2022

Jason

Jason AKA Double B is a person to claim that he’s That guy, which he’s clearly not. Jason loves to assume stuff which get’s Freda irritated and to the point, she wants to punch the shit outta him.
Jason could be nice sometimes but not all the time, when he feels disrespected he wants to call you every name in the fucking book such as BITCH HOE STUPID ETC. Jason’s are bad they try to do stuff to piss you off like joking at the wrong time, I’ve learned my lesson not to be with Jason. Jason’s hurts so much, it causes pain like getting stabbed in the heart. FUCK JASON

EWWWW is that Jason the guy who hurted Freda

by Gdjdidkdh July 30, 2021

jason

a very short person and EXTREMELY sarcastic and very angry when called short. a Jason is also very harmless and can't do much to anyone taller than them. he also has a very short ding dong just like his height and has a short fuse. in a situation like a fire, he would leave everyone to die and save himself.

omg its Jason watch out

by kbruinink September 21, 2021