calico jones

Anyone with multicolored irises. Traditionally a Scorpio.

Sup Calico Jones.

by the#realinventorofjomama January 29, 2017

Indiana Jones

See Pat Mathiesen.

Pat "Jonesey" Mathiesen is sweet.

by Die_Tasse February 9, 2005

Mike Jones

say mike jones to alert others in the room that a parental is calling them so no cussing or about illegal substances

Mike Jones! dude my dad is calling everyone shut the fuck up!!

by Tsonis,Morris,Huseby January 22, 2009

Serius Jones

A Disgusting Sexual Position, The Usually consists of both participants being covered in shit while "Double Penetrating"

"Last night was one serious serius jones, i dont think ill get the smell out for at least a week"

by DictionaryDill January 3, 2009

George Jones

A fat cunt with hardly any friends. His only friend gets bullied and once got put into a bin.

George Jones
Geoff that guys is such a George Jones, he is fat, lonely and will die alone.

by James Whoreman July 25, 2018

elijah jones

gay, faggot, unloved.

bro hes so elijah jones

by bbc in elijahs mouth October 21, 2018

Janice Jones

A crazy Boss who gambles the school's money and gives me head during faculty meetings

Stop being a Greedy Janice Jones

by Joe Hopf December 17, 2019