J-Wizzle

J-wizzle = a joint , a dooby, a marajuana stick

1. "Hey Cuzzy you wanna come out , I've got a fat J-Wizzle to bun down on".

2."You couldnt possibly sell me a J-Wizzle could ya, im dieing for a smoke".

3."You got any bud left ?" "Nah man ,smoked my last J-Wizzle last night init "

by BiscuitBreaker October 19, 2010

j pants

Welfare slang for "jogging pants", a comfortable cotton garment typically worn by athletes and degenerates.

"What are you wearing, you look like an asshole!"
"I'm wearin' ma bes' j pants!"

by essboyer August 18, 2011

Cruddy J

Cruddy J is the most pettiest guy on the planet if you get on his bad side. If you cool he’s cool but try his bad side if you want I wouldn’t risk it I wouldn’t risk it

Girl1: Oh shit girl there go cruddy J
Girl2: Ouuuue J he too cruddyyyy

by Jaden Browner December 31, 2021

j fuck

When two Virgins are "trying" to stay pure, the man pushes the woman's butt cheeks together and shoves his meat between the cheeks and pumps until he explodes on her back. It usually happens when you're non virgin friends drive you around watching you through the rearview mirror.

Bro, that guy totally J fucked her in the backseat of my car.

by J Fucker69 August 22, 2019

J-wipe

The action of wiping the female vagina to induce pleasure. The motion is resemblant of a j-cloth.

Instead of the usual routine, John used the J-Wipe technique to spice things up in his sex life.

by muck-barn October 21, 2010

J-Swap

To go out with somebody with the intentions of going out with their sister

Peter used to go out with Camille but ever since he pulled a J-Swap he has fucked Jackie in the ass every day.

by Michael Peen April 24, 2008

J-Hole

Noun: The name used by some skiers and snowboarders when referring to Jackson Hole, Wyoming and the Jackson Hole Mountain Resort in particular.

This is NOT a negetive term, but rather a short way of saying Jackson Hole.

I'm heading to J-Hole for a week of skiing and snowboarding.

My J-Hole has a East Infection.

by Jib Slice May 11, 2010