Beat the Cheese

When one masturbates or jerks off so hard that one farts.

Dude last night I bought a new porn and I went to town and beat the cheese. - John

That is utterly disgusting - Greg

by KCoffee1 December 9, 2008

Max-Beat

A term used to describe the epic amount of violence one individual inflicts upon another individual. Created after the angry outburst that occurred when NHL player Maxime Talbot switched from the Pittsburgh Penguins to the Philadelphia Flyers.

I'm going to Max-Beat your ass to the underworld, fool!

by LuckyNumber87 August 15, 2011

soap beating

To beat someone senseless with a bar of soap in a tube sock.

yo man lets go give that nerd a soap beating!

by divebombz November 8, 2013

Rank beats

Music that is well-known for its use while deficating. Good shit-taking music dude.

Until Paul had turned on the rank beats, he was having a little difficulty taking a dooper.

by Stevie Y November 10, 2004

Beat the Demon

A word Christians use to explain masturbation to teenage boys. Usually used by hard core Christians or older belivers in christainity. Made popular by Edward Current

Young Boy-"I saw grampa playing with his pee pee yesterday!"

Christain- "Oh no! Your grandpa like to Beat the Demon! He is a sinner!"
Father- "Man, fuck you and your religious talk."

by ThatYouPornGuy October 22, 2010

catch beats

to receive corporal punishment or to be beaten up. Possibly West Indian in origin, used in London, England.

"Watch what's gonna happen, you're gonna catch beats when my bruvver hears about this!!" Or: "Naah man! I lost my bag, I'm gonna catch beats from my mum tonight"

by IsItThough May 18, 2009

beast beating

to use use bigger items like a pipe wrench or sledge hammer to kill or obliterate bigger animals like, moose, black bear, brown bear, hippo, armadillo, and my favorite to beat alligators.

hey Gilbert wanna go beast beating i found a pack of hippos.

fuck yea Tyler i will grab my sledge hammer and we can go beast beating.

by gilbertwood November 14, 2017