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internet bad 

adj. (in-ter-net bad) 1.spending time online when you're supposed to be working or sleeping
I'm a wreck today. I was internet bad last night until three in the morning.
internet bad by darrollx July 19, 2011

Internet Engineer 

A person responsible for developing and maintaining Web sites, intranet and associated LANs and WANs.

May be involved in developing transaction-based applications for e-commerce, search engines, social networks and more.
Internet Engineers: Mark Zuckerberg, Sergey Brin, Larry Page, Christian Rodriguez

Internet Forgotten 

The case of where you have something really great that you want to search because it could mean a huge impact on something, or do something big, e.g. change the world, make a new internet meme, etc. but as soon as you try to, you instantly blank-out, and forget. This is really annoying.
I had such a bad case of Internet Forgotten that between the home page and the search page, I forgot what I was going to search for.

Internet Starvation 

When you don't use the Internet for at least 3 days.
A: Where's C?
B:He's at the internet cafe since 4:00.
A:What happened to him?
B:C suffered Internet Starvation for 1 whole month.
A: :(

Internetextual 

The act of communication through text with someone online. It includes email, im, chat, commenting, etc. Can be sexual in nature but doesn't have to be.
Gena: ~Glomps Dann with a hit and run hug.~ Mwa ha ha ha ha!
Dann: I am actually more of a fan of glomps happening in real life. But I will take your internetextual glomp gladly.
Internetextual by Diamond Dann October 27, 2011

internet spine 

Used to describe someone who blogs, tweets, or makes a comment or post on a discussion board that they would not normally make if they were engaged in a face-to-face conversation.
John regularly uses his internet spine to post false statements on online discussion boards.
internet spine by Ms. Tami March 14, 2012