There's nothing illusory about it

Death will either prove or disprove God. You're fucking up my contingency plan by being obstinate and doing the dystopia.

Hym "There's nothing illusory about it. That's an answer. That's THE answer. And you're eating up a bunch of my energy right now. I'm going to have to get a gaggle of lesbians soon and switch to sexual energy or something because I'm less angry and more... Potemkin? HEAVENLY POTEMKIN BUSTAAAAAH!!!!"

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

Nothing to write home about

Used to describe something that's average, unimpressive, or just plain boring. If it’s "nothing to write home about," it’s not worth getting excited over—like a bland meal, a forgettable movie, or a mediocre date.

"I tried that new burger place downtown… honestly, it was nothing to write home about."

by RealTalkDisco September 22, 2025

Forget about Marquinhos

To relinquish hope in someone or that something good or just will happen to relieve one's stress and worry and just live on as happily as possible without compromising your own morals and controlling only what you can control in your own, infinitesimal, local context.

Synonyms: "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
Antonyms: "We shall never surrender!"

James: I heard Man City's 115 charges will see them relegated!
Andrew: James, forget about Marquinhos.

by Flamini's Journal June 5, 2024

"About Schmidt" Challenge

The difficult undertaking of initiating masturbation at the start of the 2002 classic film, About Schmidt, with the intent to maintain arousal into the movie, with completion occurring at the infamous, Kathy Bates hot tube scene. Challengers must maintain arousal until completion, which must occur during that scene.

Mark: Jim? What's wrong??

Jim: Yeah, I just attempted the "About Schmidt" Challenge, and failed.

Mark: Bummer, I know how much this means to you. Well, how far did you get?

Jim: I was only able to get to the old lady's funeral, and then I released prematurely.

Mark: Now hey, that a new personal record for you. I've never even gotten past the "breakfast in the RV" scene. Baby steps!

Jim: Yeah mane, I guess we have a lot of work ahead of us!

Mark: Heros get remembered, but the Legends never die.

by Penis Alota August 6, 2024

no one cares what you’re birthday says about you

No one gives a fuck about what your birthday shows on urban dictionary first the names and now this shit, like I’m tired seeing these on my story’s

no one cares what you’re birthday says about you we don’t give a fuck

by Tim Tams November 24, 2021

what the freak are they talking about?

I know, Right?

... what the freak are they talking about?

by uosghouhas March 7, 2017

ladding about

A group of rowdy blokes who are half tanked hooning around town, harassing defenceless women.

I went out the other night and felt I spent the whole night avoiding all these dudes ladding about.

by The Grumpy Matt April 3, 2016