When you have sex with a woman wearing a condom and fake your ejaculation. After she has went to sleep you cum in her eyes and ears so she is blind and deaf when she awakens. For added effect you could shove your cock in her mouth thus making it difficult to speak but the results could leave you resembling John Bobbitt.
I fucke dmary in the ass last nite but i couldnt cum. So I faked it and waited til she fell asleep and gave her a Helen Keller.
by The Sultan of Snatch April 16, 2007
Get the Helen Keller mug.When a person gets too piss drunk and talks to others in a bar and doesn't realize that the other person has walked away and continues talking anyway.
by milnor April 16, 2006
Get the helen keller mug.Related Words
The British helmet is when a male gently places his genitals on top of a female companions head. The effect resembles that of an 1856 helmet of a British soldier.
Jenny was quietly reading in her favorite chair, when Shane rudely interrupted her by placing his balls on top of her head.
by Mike Jacobs June 29, 2005
Get the the british helmet mug.by Jinstrel September 7, 2007
Get the helen mug.A term used to describe a particular group of teenagers living in the town of Healdsburg, California. They typically have about 6-8 members; their attire is usually reconstructed denim, from thrift stores, or Threadless.com. They are mostly homeschooled or attend the local community college, and several make up the pop-punk band known as Secret Cat and attend the theater group known as the Imaginists. Helmet is famous for its genius creativity and obsession with apes.
Helmet's emblem or logo is characterized by a minimalistic face made up of a simple circle for a head, two dots for eyes and a straight line for a mouth.
Helmet's emblem or logo is characterized by a minimalistic face made up of a simple circle for a head, two dots for eyes and a straight line for a mouth.
by H. Arlequinne October 15, 2008
Get the Helmet mug.a colter helmet is some who sucks at football, thus getting hit alot leaves marks on your helmet showing you suck.
by leejrehs November 10, 2010
Get the colter helmet mug.This sexual maneuver can be achieved to finish off a blow job. All the guy has to do is remove his penis from the mouth, ejaculate in the eyes, and clap the girl on the sides of the head forcefully.
Johnny didn't know how to tell Stacey how they're relationship was over. So he just gave her the Helen Keller.
by gtheg April 1, 2008
Get the The Helen Keller mug.