Coat Hanger

A Coat Hanger, Noun;

The term used for a sexual gratification employing Sadomasochist who uses dating Apps such as Tinder and Grinder to find their victims. Once sexual gratification has been reached by both the Coat Hanger and the victim*, the Coat Hanger proceeds to skin the victim in order to wear them like a coat.

*The Coat Hanger is a giver and will only carry out their final deed once both parties have been satisfied. The Coat Hanger is noble in this way

"I'm going on a date tonight, this is the address I'm going to, if you haven't heard from me by midday tomorrow you can safely assume he was a coat hanger"

by Fidel Pasta April 20, 2018

Side Hangers

When a person has bulging side breasts.

Joe: "Maaan did you see Luis' side hangers? Looks like he can fly away on them!"
Chuck: "Check out those side hangers!"

by Scrumpo May 28, 2018

roo hanger

A raging Australian hard-on. A real thick cack of a unit, ready for prime-time action.

At Bunning's grabbin' a snag and nek minnut this bird rubbin and tuggin the roo hanger, mate.

by Culokin June 18, 2018

donny hanger

self explanatory. someone who hangs out at westfield doncaster bus stops or shopping centre usually after school on a friday with their ‘boys’ or with the popular junkie girls. a description on their appearance for chicks is-slutty short crop top with grey cuffed trackies and either white air forces or air max 90s and for the boys: anything paired with a nike tech fleece jacket, a satchel and any fucken popular shoe (who can be fucked naming em all there’s about 10 of em). if they’re not at bustops they’re at the employees smoke doors which they call smokers smoking their mummy’s cigarettes getting kicked out of their followed by security which know their whole life story because they hang out their so fucken much.

jeff: hey bro you kicking it at donny after school???

sam: yea cuz of course do u even have to ask

jeff: true bro true, aye can u pass me dart?
sam: ye only because you’re a donny hanger like me

by shuuucuzzyshuuu February 6, 2019

ovary hanger

A roll that hangs over the vagina blocking access to the ovaries.

“Omg Patricia has an ovary hanger”

by Fish Lips. November 15, 2019

cliff hanger

Little dried up clumps of shit that cling onto your arse hair

Ben: There was no toilet paper in that toilet’
Dover: ‘Err, you’ll have dirty cliff hangers you scruff’

by ImNightLightKidsTurnMeOn March 2, 2020

Coat hanger insemination

When one lathers sperm on the curved end of a coat hanger, which is then inserted all their way into the vagina repeatedly at exactly 15 mph until the coat hanger has been cleansed of the sperm and is clean as a pipe cleaner.

Becky: Hey Jane, was your coat hanger insemination successful?
Jane: great! The baby should be here in 8 months!

by JSwizzzzz November 4, 2020