Taiwanese Seizure Goon

A specific and rare gooning activity that consists of gooning to the point that any onlookers would immediately assume that the goonmaxxer is having a seizure. It can only be classified as a Taiwanese seizure goon if the gooner in question is possibly at risk of having an ambulance called for them.

If the gooner is alone and no one could see them and think they are seizing, it is not a Taiwanese seizure goon. It is just a regular seizure goon. A Taiwanese seizure goon is specific to the risk of onlookers catching you seizing and calling and ambulance

If done properly you will be carried into an ambulance while gooning and you can goon to the hot nurses

Mainly popular in Taiwan and rumoured to be invented there

Does not have to be performed in Taiwan

Yo munt-man, I hit the craziest Taiwanese seizure goon at the airport today and I gooned all the way to the hospital and gooned for my whole 1 night stay

by DonaldTrump3207 July 22, 2024

Crab Ran Goon Sauce

Crab Ran Goon Sauce - when you eat out a female after taking her out to dinner for a seafood boil and her discharge tastes like fish

“Took that bitch to the Red Lobster and she let me guzzle down her Crab Ran Goon Sauce”

by Milf Destroyer 420 August 7, 2024

What the Goon?

A phrase you use when a goon or a goontarded individual is acting up.

Jimmy: I’m going to spray my goon all over you
Eduardo: What the Goon?!?

by Schlawgertron February 10, 2024

Goorin Baboon (Ma goon, Goon-boon-goon and other variations)

Refers to someone that is insanely cute and that doesnt realize it.

Example: Goorin Baboon! Come here ma goon! My goon-boon-goon is so cute!
Example: He is so cute, I should start calling him Ma Goon.
Example: Goorin Baboon is the pinnacle of cuteness.

Goorin Baboon (Ma goon, Goon-boon-goon and other variations) is the unbelievable cuteness found in someone.

by Proffessor Schwab February 13, 2024

C Cleaner goon

A goon that cleans toilet pans for a living

c cleaner goon is scrubbing the toilet cleaner again

by Carlos de la Cerda April 16, 2024

Gosford Flicker Goon

When in PBL u pretend to drop a pen and duck under the table to flicker goon by swinging ur stethoscope onto ur glans and then u listen to it to hear some feedback. Can also apply to situations where you want to flicker goon from a prominently visible location to let other Gosfordians see (AT YOUR OWN RISK). Flicker gooning in the anat lab may RAISE ur CORTISOL and lead to JAIL TIME.

AAY: yo bro i wanna hit a gosford flicker goon fuck these foids
Gosfordians: what

by flickergooner457 February 24, 2026

Jamaican Flicker Goon

To "Flicker Goon" is to "goon" while doing "flicking" motions at the tip. The Jamaican part comes in when you "Flicker Goon" at a 98° angle. This is a tradition associated from a small group of people found within Jamaica. This is usually abbreviated to "JFG" (Jamaican Flicker Gooning)

"Bro I had so much fun last night, because I Jamaican Flicker Gooned for 12 hours!"

by Melissa Shariah O'Dell October 30, 2024