Goose

(Australian) ;-An Idiot-or Fool. (A Dickhead).

"He's a Goose"

by sachabinky September 20, 2020

mama goose

A mother that is very protective and loving , but likes to bitch about everything you do and keep you in-line.

I love my mama goose even though she gets on my nerves sometimes.

by QueenOlmos October 29, 2020

goosing

The act of ejaculating after a jelq session.

I goosed like crazy yesterday. Shooting ropes is my favorite end to a jelq session.

Them: what do you enjoy doing after a long jelq sesh?
Me: Goosing has become my new favorite jelq conclusion.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024

Goosed It

To fuck something up

“Dave just painted this wall the wrong colour”
“Oh mate he’s Goosed It”

by Hawko74 July 8, 2020

Goose

A guy that would never post fake definitions on Urban Dictionary

Hey that guy would never Goose that sh**

by JPaulPierce III June 24, 2022

goose cursed

The act of getting fucked up. Be it THC abuse or by taking shots of Sunny Brook, the curse of the goose is upon you.

Man, i got so goose cursed last night i took my horn out and played it.

by Dr. Goose "Goosey" Cursed November 23, 2010

Goose

A animal that lives to be a bastard.

Guy: *Calmly walking*
Goose: *Rampages after guy*

by personinsidethemachine January 16, 2021