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German

German is one of a kind, he will laugh with and at you. No matter what, keep him. Cause deep down he really cares for you. He is the type of person to forever be by your side. Yes, he maybe get annoyed by you, but maybe it’s hard for him to love or care. He is amazing. He is powerful and hilarious!
One example:
“German is a bit weird”

“No he isn’t, he will stay by your side no matter what, so what if he’s a bit odd? Aren’t we all?
by CynthiaTheKindOne November 22, 2021
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German

German is the sexiest name he pulls hella girls and has a huge dick and he can be annoying a lot but yes German is the best name
German is the sexiest name he pulls hella girls and has a huge dick and he can be annoying a lot but yes German is the best name
by Deadpool is the shit November 22, 2021
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German Wheel Barrow

A sex position where the guy lays on a skateboard on his back and then the girl holds his legs like wheel barrow and fucks him with a strap on. ~Hugo
"Hey babe, I heard about this new position, wanna try it?"
"What's is called?"
"It's the GERMAN WHEEL BARROW!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! PLEASE NOOO!!!"
by real_Fent_User27 March 12, 2024
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German beer

Dude 1:Wanna try german beer?
Dude 2: ew. No fucking way
by Czech lady October 18, 2020
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German Toothbrush

Slang; referring to a threesome in sexual nature, consisting of two females and one male, where one female is penetrated anally by the male and he removes his penis and is then defecated upon. The second female is then presented a stool-covered penis, to which she orally receives (like a toothbrush)
A German Toothbrush is defined as; Roy was banging Shelly in the ass and after he took it out, she shit on his dick and then Roy had Mindy give him a BJ, eating it all.
by Riles_Silmaril April 1, 2021
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German Monkey Contraption

suspenders or any contraption to hold up the pants.
Hitler: I like the juice.
Rachel: thanks, their German Monkey Contraptions
by TwoFlamingFlamingos June 6, 2018
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German Microwave

A sexual act involving three nurses, two-three pitchforks, and a pack of Double A Batteries
Hans: Hey Greta, how are you feeling from last night?

Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.
by Christoph6969 December 3, 2017
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