Jordan (guy)

A horny little bastard , always ready to pounce on young Spanish women and drag them to bed with him.

Guy: what a dickhead!
Guy: I know right he's such a Jordan (guy)

by Theultimatetruth September 14, 2017

nice guy

Living proof that human evolution has yet to progress to the point where the female's genes have been reprogrammed to finally ignore the primitive and obsolete alpha male and expand their sexual relations to the more intelligent and advanced beta male. This is why 21st century women are still compelled to be sexually attracted to aggressive assholes who treat them like crap instead of reserved guys who treat them with dignity and respect, e.g. nice guys. As a result, nice guys are normally single because women are naturally repelled by them.

Women like nice guys, but won't date them.

by DeskFlyer August 31, 2007

columbus guy

1. fucking pimps who get all the girls 2. own belen kids
3. just plain out rok

columbus guys will beat the shit out of belen guys

by abababaaaa February 28, 2005

Nice Guy

A man who thinks that basic respect for women is a personality trait and wears said "personality trait" like a trophy; an incel.

The supposed Nice Guy on Reddit will not shut the fuck up about how every woman should be sucking his dick because he said that he thinks women should be able to have basic human rights.

by localvillagedidiot November 29, 2020

Who's the guy?

a simple, everyday question that (when used correctly) can turn any conversation sexual; similar to the phrase "that's what she said".

person 2 questions "who's the guy" to imply that person 1's original comment was about a sexual act that they have committed and now the asker is simply wondering who person 1 is doing it with; extremely humorous when person 2 is a straight male.

Demorris - "I felt it comin and here it is!!!!"

David - "Who's the guy?"

by yourstepmom March 15, 2011

fuff guy

A fake tough guy. One who runs their mouth but is not prepared to back it up.

In the film 'Goodfellas', Tommy calls Billy a "fake tough guy" during their late night club confrontation. (Go get your fucking shinebox!) This was the genesis of my term, which I've been using since. Billy Batts was a "fuff guy".

by Russ Malcolm July 10, 2007

Duck Guy

A person who knows too much about the Mighty Ducks movies and highly overrates them.

Duck Guy text message to a fellow Duck Guy: "Yo D2 is on Encore...LEGGO!"

by Yung Winston December 10, 2011