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Girlfriend

Not even an example for girlfriend here it’s just not possible
by Bob the fucking_builder April 14, 2022
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Perfect Girlfriend

The name is Addy. a kind, insanely beautiful, funny, great personality, fun, and freaky.
by Mysterious boi August 12, 2019
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Girlfriend

Aye bro I'll never get a Girlfriend

That SUCKS dude
by Sad Sac November 15, 2020
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Girlfriend-zoning

When a kindergartener / grade school boy is constantly shamed / ridiculed as a 'girly' 'inappropriate' or 'simp' for simply getting along better with the girls in class, and will likely grow up to become a friendless hardcore aro

Usually the result of a conservative home/school upbringing and/or the boy being a major wimp himself
By the time puberty hit and the girlfriend-zoning stopped, he was already a lonely hardcore aro (my story)
by Hello-553669 March 29, 2025
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shotaro’s girlfriend

this is @myshotaro also known as maki on twitter, a famous shotaro stan that has made multiple hit tweets about her boyfriend, osaki shotaro, from nct.
oh, have you seen shotaro’s girlfriend on twitter?

yeah, you mean maki? i heard she made another hit tweet about him. she's amazing.
by shotaro osaki October 21, 2020
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My girlfriend

Something that you will sometimes hear on a video by The Infographics Show.
Some desperate dude on the internet: My girlfriend is hot as hell.
Some random guy that's not desperate: Nah, you don't have a girlfriend, you just posted it so you can get some "likes and subs."
by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021
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Your girlfriend

A truly satisfying creature. Something which accidentally falls onto the fully erected penises of your bros multiple times a week.
"I hope your girlfriend doesn't accidentally fall onto my fully erected penis in a closed room."
"Yeah bro, last time your girlfriend accidentally fell onto my fully erected penis, I accidentally came into her vagina, mouth, anus, left ear, right ear, urethra, nostrils and eyes."
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