Flat fucks

A fun and playful way to say pancakes to strangers.

Ay bro pass me the flat fucks and the maple syrup please I don't want the fat fucks.

by Roberto the great March 2, 2024

flat motor

. Adjective
If you describe a motor as flat, you mean that it is dull and not exciting or interesting. Or that the motor is one that generates less than it maximum capable outputs under normal conditions. A motor that operates at less than 100%

That hot rod only ran a 13 sec pass at the track, it has a flat motor.

by Flat Motor March 18, 2024

Flat Stanley

A blunt not worth smoking. Generally such little weed that it turns flat when held

“Nah roll up another. I don’t smoke that flat stanley”

by Bigdolphinkodeine April 18, 2024

Flatearthism

An absurd statement of the truth content and the implied social attitude of "the earth is flat", i.e. not a sphere. It is sometimes seemingly obvious, but completely false.

The world of people's opinions is full of "flatearthisms". In the area of climate change, for example, it is the statement that the atmosphere contains far too little CO2 to warm up.

It is a flatearthism that an amethyst crystal under the pillow ensures a good night's sleep, rather the opposite.

by ThePhysopher April 25, 2024

Flathead

**Flathead (noun):** A person who denies scientific evidence and subscribes to pseudoscientific beliefs, particularly those who adhere to the idea that the Earth is flat. Often characterized by a rejection of established scientific consensus and critical thinking in favor of unfounded or debunked theories.

The flatheads' lack of accomplishments fuels their dislike of NASA and accomplished scientists.

by Eratosthenes360 May 18, 2024

Flatcake

It's a more polite way to say fucking shit , because there are (video)websites that censor or hide some comments , this is because of certain word usage !!!!

Well Sir , You have the absolute right to believe whatever you want , I really don't give a flying flatcake !!!!

by Holy Scheiße May 24, 2024

Flatism

The act of flattening, crushing, and reducing the human genitals to ash, in the pursuit of sexual pleasure. This act can be performed in groups, though not exceeding fifty-seven. Flatism is often used as part of a courting ritual between those who do not wish to procreate…….. EVER!!!!!

“I saw on Janet’s profile that she’s into Flatism! That is very appealing to me because I to am aroused by the idea of my genitals being crushed under the weight of a tractor.”

by Jackson KamaSutra June 5, 2024